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Private1

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Genius!!!


Guy buries vodka three weeks before festival, digs it up after entry


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According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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Pet dog 'ate crack' then killed owner in front of BBC crew filming drug documentary

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/pet-dog-crack-cocaine-kill-owner-bbc-crew-drug-documentary-staffordshire-bull-terrier-mario-a7941901.html

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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2 great threads on the go and both serviced superbly today! well played P1

smoke them if you got them cos it's going down

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2 great threads on the go and both serviced superbly today! well played P1



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"Fake social media accounts pretending to be chicken nuggets and ice-cream are being set up by sick paedos to lure school kids.

One sex offender even pretended to be a ROAD!
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Poll Winner!
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Mountain rescue plea after man's Snowdon climb in pants

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-north-west-wales-41306122

Maybe someone should tell him Superman wears tights too?

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WTF do they put in their mayo to make that an issue?!? Yuck


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'It's OK to make mayonnaise while on your period'

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