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Guile
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Quin. wrote on 21-07-2017 11:12 AM

You do know that's satire, right?



You do know this thread is about amusing headlines, right? Wink


(I did know but keep forgetting Blush )



nice recovery

let's raise a glass or two to everything that's lost on you

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Woman convicted of husband's murder after parrot witness repeats 'don't shoot
Bird has been repeating what is thought to have been couple’s last conversation

A woman has been convicted of murdering her husband after his last words were repeated by the pet parrot who witnessed the attack - and has been saying the words "dont f*****g shoot."

Glenna Duram, 49, shot Martin Duram, 46, five times before turning the gun on herself in a failed suicide attempt.

Ms Duram was found guilty of first-degree murder after eight hours of deliberation by Newaygo County jury.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/woman-murder-husband-parrot-witness-don-t-shoot-convicted-michigan-glenna-duram-a7852476.html

Seriously!?! a fucking parrot in court!?!

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Quin. wrote on 21-07-2017 12:45 PM

Woman convicted of husband's murder after parrot witness repeats 'don't shoot
Bird has been repeating what is thought to have been couple’s last conversation

A woman has been convicted of murdering her husband after his last words were repeated by the pet parrot who witnessed the attack - and has been saying the words "dont f*****g shoot."

Glenna Duram, 49, shot Martin Duram, 46, five times before turning the gun on herself in a failed suicide attempt.

Ms Duram was found guilty of first-degree murder after eight hours of deliberation by Newaygo County jury.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/woman-murder-husband-parrot-witness-don-t-shoot-convicted-michigan-glenna-duram-a7852476.html

Seriously!?! a fucking parrot in court!?!



they decided not to call the parrot to the stand. interestingly African greys have the cognitive abilities of a 6 year old, so not as improbable as it sounds; poor little guy was traumatised and the court might have been too much what with his PTSD.

video links not available in Michigan for court cases

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Seriously!?! a f*****g parrot in court!?!



That's nothing. You should see what they elected president.

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That's nothing. You should see what they elected president.



Laughs out loud

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That's nothing. You should see what they elected president.



Laughs out loud

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