Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 38408 - Threads: 1056 Location: In a wide open space
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The whore who I thought was just trying to stare me down in silence at the bus stop who then made her intentions clear by shoving her pram into me and running over my foot instead of asking me to get out of her way. A simple "excuse me" and I would have cleared a wide berth for her fat ass. My "you're excused" didn't go down to well but the bus had just arrived and she could do nothing about it
"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)