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pieman

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[Edited by pieman on 22-11-2017 11:11 AM]

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ceekay wrote on 21-11-2017 08:42 PM

The trigger happy "you need your upgrade now" carphone warehouse sales reps who keep phoning me. Yes, I am past upgrade date; no, I'm not ready. Did make new office mate lol when saying "no, mid-december means the 15th, there are 31 days" in response to someone threatening to call me on the 10th.



I did this for a few months when I first moved to London, and the commission just for getting you to agree to talk to someone about an upgrade was very good, like ten quid a pop iirc with monthlies on top of that, easily used to double my wage, so we'd have to be very insistent and on occasions outright shady and deceptive. Sometimes we'd just put them through to the upgrade office whether they agreed or not, as commission was based solely on the number of calls each agent transferred to them, and management couldn't have given fewer fucks. Happy days.

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pregnant woman and the bloke with a hangover.



Are the two events related?

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[Edited by Quin. on 22-11-2017 11:26 AM]

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Quin. wrote on 22-11-2017 11:03 AM
pregnant woman and the bloke with a hangover.



Are the two events related?



Laughs out loud It's going to be fucking ugly baby if so.

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ceekay wrote on 21-11-2017 08:42 PM

The trigger happy "you need your upgrade now" carphone warehouse sales reps who keep phoning me. Yes, I am past upgrade date; no, I'm not ready. Did make new office mate lol when saying "no, mid-december means the 15th, there are 31 days" in response to someone threatening to call me on the 10th.



Oh I hate them c*nts, anyone who even works near a Carphone Warehouse is a c*nt of the highest order by osmosis!



Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.

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Enterprise Architects who use the phrase "I am the guardian of the gate" but have the technical nous of a grapefruit and cannot either articulate their questions or understand the laymans answers to simple questions provided to them but won't admit any shortcomings.

Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.

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Enterprise Architects who use the phrase "I am the guardian of the gate" but have the technical nous of a grapefruit



The phrase brings to mind 30-something basement-dwelling virgin neckbeards who spend their entire lives roleplaying. Several punches worth of material there too.

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The phrase brings to mind 30-something basement-dwelling virgin neckbeards who spend their entire lives roleplaying. Several punches worth of material there too.



Your mental image of this utter wank mop is spot on!

Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.

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I would punch these people relentlessly until there are bones in their shit.


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I would punch these people relentlessly until there are bones in their shit.



fp that is a great line.

i don't post much cos i've nothing nice to say.

until now. happy xmas lz.

Bah humbug


smoke them if you got them cos it's going down

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i know off topic. i'm such a thread killer

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