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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Thought for the day Author Pages (42):  « Prev ... «  4  5  6  7  [8]  9  10  11  12  » ... Next »    LeeLegEnd Satans Backdoor Wizard Registered: Jul 2004 Posts: 8647 - Threads: 146 Location: Quote: Private1 wrote on 14-07-2015 11:45 PM Who is the biggest prostitute? Mrs Pacman, because for 25 cents that b*tch will swallow balls until she dies!!! I always thought they were pills, the ghost hallucinations and you are paying the see a suicide. Absolute Fact Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 15-07-2015 11:26 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Quote: LeeLegEnd wrote on 15-07-2015 11:26 AM I always thought they were pills, the ghost hallucinations and you are paying the see a suicide. There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms. When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 15-07-2015 11:40 AM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Humans put a man on the moon before they put wheels on luggage. There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms. When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 16-07-2015 13:44 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London Do butterflies get tramp stamps of fat unemployed women? There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms. When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 17-07-2015 18:12 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40942 - Threads: 1198 Location: London If it's so great outside, why are all the bugs trying to get in my house? There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms. When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-07-2015 09:15 AM ceekay venomous fairy Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 39935 - Threads: 1064 Location: In a wide open space 2016 Winner Thread Honourable Mention Member Quote: Private1 wrote on 21-07-2015 09:15 AM If it's so great outside, why are all the bugs trying to get in my house? And why won't the fuckers leave even when you take them to the window...? "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" "I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-07-2015 09:20 AM Staggo Godspeed Rebels Registered: Oct 2004 Posts: 13363 - Threads: 46 Location: London Quote: ceekay wrote on 21-07-2015 09:20 AM And why won't the fuckers leave even when you take them to the window...? I once had the same thought about an ex-girlfriend's parents when I lived in a 6th floor flat. Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-07-2015 09:27 AM ceekay venomous fairy Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 39935 - Threads: 1064 Location: In a wide open space 2016 Winner Thread Honourable Mention Member Quote: Staggo wrote on 21-07-2015 09:27 AM I once had the same thought about an ex-girlfriend's parents when I lived in a 6th floor flat. "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" "I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-07-2015 09:28 AM All times are GMT. The time now is 05:29:03         Pages (42):  « Prev ... «  4  5  6  7  [8]  9  10  11  12  » ... Next »    Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Search Home -------------------- -- Recent messages -- Welcome to HarderFaster -- Lighthearted Banter -- Serious Discussions -- Upcoming Events and Adverts -- How good a night was THAT ? -- HarderFaster Lifestyle -- Mad Hatter's Corner -- General Mayhem -- HarderFaster Active -- The Asylum -- Mixes and Feedback -- Tunes and Tracks -- DJing -- Production Studio -- Production Feedback -- Photos and Photography -- Community Notices -- F.A.O. -- Classic Threads -- HarderFaster: announcements, suggestions and feedback -- Area 51 Forum Rules: You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts You may delete your posts HTML code is OFF BB Code is ON Smilies are ON

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