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Sam Spooley

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pieman wrote on 31-03-2015 10:28 AM

Often I feel like I live in the 'Third World' and would be almost grateful for a civilisation-affirming FWP. We get power cuts at least twice/month for hours on end, many houses don't have electricity at all or aren't connected to mains water/drainage etc. The main road is regularly blocked by landslips, internet is hit-and-miss and almost a luxury, fuck-off expensive too. Everyone drives 80s Toyotas or horses and there are lots of brown people everywhere. Haven't been eaten yet tho tbh.



Where do you live?


"I'll ring when I'm at the park opposite Wimpy. One on one and don't even think about bringing any pals cos my lot will be waiting if you do"- The Res

"I'm busy working on HF2.0"- Dan J (whilst riding a unicorn)

"A tight non scabby pussy is attractive.."- Aarong

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Hanky
feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace

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Aarong when you are about to die and your life flashes before your eyes, do you know what you'll see?



Children handcuffed to a radiator as a swarm of bullets tear his body apart?

Life is far too important to be taken seriously

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Quin.
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I had to go to the airport this morning and not fly off anywhere.



How come?



Meeting crew and taking extra kit for them to go out with, feels very strange to go to an airport and A not have a beer and B not fly anywhere.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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Hanky
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My software update has been installed on my S4. When I get a text message it just says "You have a message". I have to actually open my message folder to see who it is from, and the pain of one thumb swipe almost makes me tearful every time.

Life is far too important to be taken seriously

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Benton Wells

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Meeting crew and taking extra kit for them to go out with, feels very strange to go to an airport and A not have a beer and B not fly anywhere.



specifically what kit?

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Meeting crew and taking extra kit for them to go out with, feels very strange to go to an airport and A not have a beer and B not fly anywhere.



specifically what kit?



10kg of crack.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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Benton Wells

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good chat bro

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danj
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Left my glasses by my bed and only realised as I walked out the front door and couldn't see, meaning I had to climb back up 6 flights of stairs to get them while still half asleep.

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