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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Bye bye Kerb! Author Pages (17):  1  2  3  [4]  5  6  7  8  9  » ... Next »    Quin. ??? Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 33316 - Threads: 426 Location: london Quote: Latex Zebra wrote on 08-01-2013 01:19 PM Gets stabbed whilst bumming a Customs Official and getting jailed briefly before they deport him. Goes to stab customs official, cocks it up and stabs self gets arrested and thrown in gaol, gets bummed then deported. And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-01-2013 13:22 PM DFJ NOT NOW SILENT SINGER!!! Registered: Feb 2003 Posts: 40347 - Threads: 977 Location: Quote: Donnie-B wrote on 08-01-2013 12:43 PM Wouldn't it be ironic that in his desperation to escape wales he ended up coming to a grisley end in one of australias mines. TBF, Sydney's not particularly rife with mines. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-01-2013 13:22 PM Slink. Algie knows.... Registered: Oct 2002 Posts: 75614 - Threads: 1752 Location: 2016 Winner Member Winner Smoothest Operator Quote: Quin. wrote on 08-01-2013 01:22 PM Goes to stab customs official, c**ks it up and stabs self gets arrested and thrown in gaol, gets bummed then deported. Now that is a sticky end And she tells me they're selling up their maisonettes Left the Hotpoints to rust in the kitchenettes And they're saving their labour for insane reading. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-01-2013 13:45 PM Staggo Godspeed Rebels Registered: Oct 2004 Posts: 13363 - Threads: 46 Location: London Quote: Latex Zebra wrote on 08-01-2013 01:11 PM So he's flouncing then. Fucking hell, everyone wants my trophy. Nobody can flounce like you LZ. That flounce was SSSOOO good I'll be voting for it again in this years awards. Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-01-2013 13:51 PM Staggo Godspeed Rebels Registered: Oct 2004 Posts: 13363 - Threads: 46 Location: London Quote: Slink. wrote on 08-01-2013 01:45 PM Quote: Quin. wrote on 08-01-2013 01:22 PM Goes to stab customs official, c**ks it up and stabs self gets arrested and thrown in gaol, gets bummed then deported. Now that is a sticky end And nobody wants to have to sit in an uncomfy plane seat for 24 hours post-bumrape. Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-01-2013 13:53 PM Slink. Algie knows.... Registered: Oct 2002 Posts: 75614 - Threads: 1752 Location: 2016 Winner Member Winner Smoothest Operator Quote: Staggo wrote on 08-01-2013 01:51 PM Nobody can flounce like you LZ. That flounce was SSSOOO good I'll be voting for it again in this years awards. Uh uh, you're getting my flounce vote alongside best festival And she tells me they're selling up their maisonettes Left the Hotpoints to rust in the kitchenettes And they're saving their labour for insane reading. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-01-2013 13:53 PM Slink. Algie knows.... Registered: Oct 2002 Posts: 75614 - Threads: 1752 Location: 2016 Winner Member Winner Smoothest Operator Quote: Staggo wrote on 08-01-2013 01:53 PM And nobody wants to have to sit in an uncomfy plane seat for 24 hours post-bumrape. Glued to the seat? And she tells me they're selling up their maisonettes Left the Hotpoints to rust in the kitchenettes And they're saving their labour for insane reading. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-01-2013 13:54 PM Staggo Godspeed Rebels Registered: Oct 2004 Posts: 13363 - Threads: 46 Location: London Quote: Slink. wrote on 08-01-2013 01:54 PM Glued to the seat? Ooh, you evil sod you. In fact, you've just inspired me. If I ever get sent to prison then I may request being glued to a chair first. Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-01-2013 13:55 PM All times are GMT. The time now is 21:00:27         Pages (17):  1  2  3  [4]  5  6  7  8  9  » ... Next »    Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Search Home -------------------- -- Recent messages -- Welcome to HarderFaster -- Lighthearted Banter -- Serious Discussions -- Upcoming Events and Adverts -- How good a night was THAT ? -- HarderFaster Lifestyle -- Mad Hatter's Corner -- General Mayhem -- HarderFaster Active -- The Asylum -- Mixes and Feedback -- Tunes and Tracks -- DJing -- Production Studio -- Production Feedback -- Photos and Photography -- Community Notices -- F.A.O. -- Classic Threads -- HarderFaster: announcements, suggestions and feedback -- Area 51 Forum Rules: You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts You may delete your posts HTML code is OFF BB Code is ON Smilies are ON

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