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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> OH: Funny overheard comments at work Author Pages (11):  1  2  3  4  [5]  6  7  8  9  » ... Next »    Slink. Algie knows.... Registered: Oct 2002 Posts: 75614 - Threads: 1752 Location: 2016 Winner Member Winner Smoothest Operator Quote: Coops wrote on 26-11-2013 05:10 PM Quote: Slink. wrote on 26-11-2013 05:09 PM Full of false hope and airy-fairy bullshit? I only come once a year but when I do I empty the sacs. Badoom-tish The girl in the cake Jumped out too soon by mistake, Somebody said the whole things half baked And Diamond lifts her glass and says "cheers" Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 26-11-2013 17:11 PM ceekay venomous fairy Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 39935 - Threads: 1064 Location: In a wide open space 2016 Winner Thread Honourable Mention Member The only Russian person in the building jsut overheard me say "pizda mata". "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" "I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 26-11-2013 17:53 PM ceekay venomous fairy Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 39935 - Threads: 1064 Location: In a wide open space 2016 Winner Thread Honourable Mention Member The feeder/trolleydolley/mother who is techphobic in our office is now spreading her ignorance around as she realises I cannot deal with any more really stupid questions and my sarcasm really cuts her. Last week she was struggling with a software update, was quietly asking someone else if she was doing it right, and got "it's a software update, you're not restarting the Hadron Collider" "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" "I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-05-2015 12:39 PM LeeLegEnd Satans Backdoor Wizard Registered: Jul 2004 Posts: 8647 - Threads: 146 Location: "have you seen bareback mountain?" "You mean brokeback mountain" Absolute Fact Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-05-2015 12:56 PM Donnie-B Registered: May 2012 Posts: 4133 - Threads: 366 Location: London I'm paraphrasing "You got any blag bags?" "I've got a bit of Diana Ross and Whitney Houston....." Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-05-2015 13:01 PM danj there is no spoon Registered: Mar 2005 Posts: 18374 - Threads: 785 Location: Omnipresent Quote: ceekay wrote on 11-05-2015 12:39 PM The feeder/trolleydolley/mother who is techphobic in our office is now spreading her ignorance around as she realises I cannot deal with any more really stupid questions and my sarcasm really cuts her. Last week she was struggling with a software update, was quietly asking someone else if she was doing it right, and got "it's a software update, you're not restarting the Hadron Collider" (¬_/) (='.'=) (")_(") HF2 - coming soon! Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-05-2015 14:03 PM ceekay venomous fairy Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 39935 - Threads: 1064 Location: In a wide open space 2016 Winner Thread Honourable Mention Member "That sounds like a seal masturbating"... [some weird sound coming from the building works next door] "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" "I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 04-06-2015 12:36 PM danj there is no spoon Registered: Mar 2005 Posts: 18374 - Threads: 785 Location: Omnipresent Quote: ceekay wrote on 04-06-2015 12:36 PM "That sounds like a seal masturbating"... [some weird sound coming from the building works next door] LOL (¬_/) (='.'=) (")_(") HF2 - coming soon! Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 04-06-2015 13:34 PM All times are GMT. The time now is 22:11:08         Pages (11):  1  2  3  4  [5]  6  7  8  9  » ... Next »    Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Search Home -------------------- -- Recent messages -- Welcome to HarderFaster -- Lighthearted Banter -- Serious Discussions -- Upcoming Events and Adverts -- How good a night was THAT ? -- HarderFaster Lifestyle -- Mad Hatter's Corner -- General Mayhem -- HarderFaster Active -- The Asylum -- Mixes and Feedback -- Tunes and Tracks -- DJing -- Production Studio -- Production Feedback -- Photos and Photography -- Community Notices -- F.A.O. -- Classic Threads -- HarderFaster: announcements, suggestions and feedback -- Area 51 Forum Rules: You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts You may delete your posts HTML code is OFF BB Code is ON Smilies are ON

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