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Cerberus
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3radical wrote on 25-11-2013 03:47 PM

"Can I help you? "

"Who are you? "

"You don't work here."



No, Aaron, you have to submit a comment you've overheard at work.

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Cerberus wrote on 25-11-2013 03:56 PM

"so what we need is a thermal imaging camera, a model in lingerie and a freezer truck...."



Epic.

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Mark. wrote on 25-11-2013 03:59 PM

No, Aaron, you have to submit a comment you've overheard at work.



It was at work. Just not my work.

And I accidentally pressed logged when quoting that.

You're so in trouble.

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3radical wrote on 25-11-2013 03:47 PM

"Can I help you? "

"Who are you? "

"You don't work here."





ha ha Laughs out loud

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Guy 1: "Yeah I'm not so sure about pony tails on guys"
Guy 2: "Yeah me too, is that a girl or a guy?"

Guy 3 (with the ponytail): "What the fuck have you got against pony tails?"

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A bit different but my favorite comment is when a customer at one of my events says "I never saw it advertised anywhere", to which I will reply, "how come you're here then?". They will then say something like "Oh I saw a poster", or "I picked up a flyer", or "I read it in the newspaper" etc.
Happens all the time, people are weird.

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OH: "This is a trust exercise"

....


*thud*

This actually just happened Rolls On Floor Laughing

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