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Reverse Swing
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What do you call a gay Dinosaur?

Mega sore-arse!



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Latex Zebra
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Reverse Swing wrote on 27-02-2014 05:26 PM

What do you call a gay Dinosaur?

Mega sore-arse!



Not all gay people engage in anal sex. Those that do probably lube.

The correct usage of this joke is...

What you do call a dinosaur that has eaten a bowl of Chili?

A megasorearse.




I think it is fair to say that everyone on the Internet is annoying.

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Reverse Swing
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Latex Zebra wrote on 27-02-2014 06:10 PM

Not all gay people engage in a**l sex. Those that do probably lube.

The correct usage of this joke is...

What you do call a dinosaur that has eaten a bowl of Chili?

A megasorearse.




Not all people who eat chillies have a sore arse the next morning. Not getting your point?

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Latex Zebra
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Reverse Swing wrote on 27-02-2014 06:40 PM

Not all people who eat chillies have a sore arse the next morning. Not getting your point?



The point is the same joke can be told without bringing a minority group into it and pottentially upsetting anyone.



I think it is fair to say that everyone on the Internet is annoying.

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Reverse Swing
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Latex Zebra wrote on 27-02-2014 06:55 PM

The point is the same joke can be told without bringing a minority group into it and pottentially upsetting anyone.



You mean like the dinosaur joke in Jurassic Park?

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saw-rus?



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whats gay and talks about anal sex way too much

latex zebra

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The wife said she feels uncomfortable with the new boob job
I said i rather liked them
She said they don't suit me


Shrek: A story about an ogre finding his one true love and dragging her down to his level.

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danj wrote on 27-02-2014 05:02 PM

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.



Thats almost as funny as cancer. Shakes head

Shrek: A story about an ogre finding his one true love and dragging her down to his level.

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