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Guile
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Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
Difficulty level:2


BONUS MISSION

Ready?
Well let's play:


KING CON


The Boxing Club


Recognised as the best way for the inmates to deal with their aggression. Better to deal with "beef" according to a semblance of the Marquis of Queensberry's Rules than a shiv in the shower.

Most of the time the bouts are just an excuse for the screws to laugh as the spiced up convicts attempt to batter the shit out of each other.

You don't even bother going to these clownfests.


Sometimes, though a good match comes up.

Something worth watching.


So there you are at the Gym pressing weight when out of the corner of your eye you see a flurry of moves in the boxing ring. Tasty.

Looking at the notice board you see a full bout is scheduled for Thursday night. You haven't bothered going to these up till now as its usually just some young spiced up space cadets who'd do more damage to each other with handbags.

"Mark vs Jason" you read.

Quote:
Bookie's Runner #3 said
"It's a grudge match. Promising to be the best fight for a while. Both packing muscle, both got plenty of weight for slamming about. That's Mark there in the ring now. Jason'll be training here later , stay for a look? There's a book running if you're interested, big money to be made. If you like I'll pop over and offer you odds later?"



There’s a promising boxing match to be held this Thursday night, study the two champs below and decide who is most psycho and therefore most likely to win. Post the name of the guy you're putting a monkey on to win before 2000 hours Thursday.

Back the right guy and it will boost your reputation and earn you RESPECT POINTS.



Pick the winner and yes, you'll be the man dog.

Ready?
Well let's play:


KING CON


WHO IS GOING TO WIN:
MARK


VERSUS
JASON



ProTip: PICK ONE, THAT'S HOW IT WORKS
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This whole world is out there just trying to score
I've seen enough I don't want to see any more.

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Jason is going to kick seven bells out of Mark.

My money is on Jason.

COME ON JASON, BATTER THAT FAT PRICK!

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Jason's nose looks like it's seen more fights. So I'm calling him on that alone.

"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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No contest here, Mark is obviously a proper bruiser and looks like he could not give a f*** about anything or anyone so I'm going for him without any further ado.

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Jason looks like if the camera got any closer he might cry, so my money is on Mark although he looks the sort to bite an ear if he's losing.

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Mark.
Although you can't always tell a book by it's cover when it comes to fighting.

I've got chickens in my back yard

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Oooh tricky one. Dirty prison fighting is a tough one. Ears bitten off, fingers jammed in places you’d rather they weren’t. Anthony Joshua could come unstuck in a prison fight.

I looked at both and went with Jason but my gut told me Mark.


I'm going with my gut... Mark.



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Guile
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Oooh tricky one. Dirty prison fighting is a tough one. Ears bitten off, fingers jammed in places you’d rather they weren’t. Anthony Joshua could come unstuck in a prison fight.

I looked at both and went with Jason but my gut told me Mark.


I'm going with my gut... Mark.



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I fancy Mark too, but it'll be a clean fight I reckon. The referee is the wing Custodial Manager, Senior Prison Officer Fulton Mackay. Fucking LOVES boxing. Prick was a Drill Sergeant in the Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders 1st Battalion. Haven't you met him yet?

Ah.

He's a right twat.


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