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HarderFaster Forums >> Lighthearted Banter >> Classic quotes Author Pages (95):  « Prev ... «  64  65  66  67  [68]  69  70  71  72  » ... Next »    kerb Registered: Nov 2005 Posts: 24383 - Threads: 1623 Location: Quote: Aaron wrote on 08-02-2010 02:05 PM Once I've worked out the difference between 'maybe' and 'don't know', I will choose an option. Which will be 'no'. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 08-02-2010 14:07 PM Dzerzhinsky Chatting breeze & makin' aliases lulz Registered: Aug 2004 Posts: 10711 - Threads: 3 Location: San Fran, CA [Edited by Dzerzhinsky on 11-02-2010 22:26 PM] Quote: Kerb wrote on 11-02-2010 09:46 PM Click here to view original image context http://www.harderfaster.net/?sid=3ac4d93ecd0708e3c3c85c45e91b6b13§ion=forums&action=showthread&forumid=1&threadid=272363 Me and my Adidas do the illest things, we like to stomp out pimps with diamond rings Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 11-02-2010 22:24 PM Janie Mac a hound..... Registered: Oct 2002 Posts: 15055 - Threads: 202 Location: Glesgae Quote: SleeplessAndy wrote on 12-02-2010 11:30 AM Quote: Donnie wrote on 12-02-2010 11:16 AM Quote: ck wrote on 12-02-2010 11:14 AM How would you know? How would I know the difference between nailing older and younger women? Yeah ck, don't be silly. I'm not sure if Donnie has ever mentioned it before, but he's NAILED HUNDREDS OF WOMEN. Hundreds, loads and loads, he's had so many, from young nubile bints to married birds older than his mum ffs, several at a time, cos he's a proper man, alpha male, likes sex, likes talking about it, likes thinking about it (unless it's between two blokes and as much as he thinks about it, he fucking HATES it, it disgusts him, thinking about it, all that man sex, yuck, every time he thinks about it, it disgusts him, but he can't stop thinking about it for some reason.. ) and he fucking LOVES doing it. Bang bang bang, loads of birds. SEX, fucking loves it, HUNDREDS of birds, knows all about it, but doesn't quite understand them, weird things they are. Not sure he's mentioned it before though... Weeeally made me laugh. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 12-02-2010 11:32 AM Stakker Nunk Development is my bidness. Registered: Sep 2002 Posts: 52963 - Threads: 2190 Location: A North Sea Oil Rig Eating Chicken. 2016 Joint Winner Intellectual Quote: Lozz wrote on 16-02-2010 12:31 PM Quote: DMX wrote on 16-02-2010 12:18 PM But it's not a dump. I am surrounded by parks/fields etc., and live in a very famous building, which was designed by the same person who did Whitehall. It's the least dumpy place I've lived in London. There's no real equivalent in zone 1. I'll admit that my tastes have matured and now I am happy to be within easy tube distance of central, and that I prefer more green space these days. No issue in my stating that. But where I live certainly isn't a dump. That's exactly what the guy at Foxtons in Acton told me. He now lives in the most famous building in Acton, Wormwood Scrubs, doing 2-5 for fraud. That is comedy gold. Download my latest mix: Stakker Mix Six - November 2009 Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 16-02-2010 12:35 PM ck breaking the habits, slowly but surely... Registered: Nov 2001 Posts: 87851 - Threads: 4871 Location: Filling a gap Quote: STACE wrote on 16-02-2010 09:47 AM My bloke is convinced he's gay. Sometimes the one you think is your knight in shining armour turns out to be a retard in tin foil... Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 16-02-2010 14:00 PM Benton Wells Registered: Dec 2004 Posts: 23580 - Threads: 534 Location: Quote: DMX wrote on 22-02-2010 07:02 PM Quote: The loquacious linguist wrote on 22-02-2010 06:59 PM Danny strikes again. When will everyone learn: DMX is never wrong. Actually, it's everyone else who thinks they are never wrong Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 22-02-2010 19:07 PM Fi Red Squirrel Ninja Cat - 6th Dan Registered: May 2002 Posts: 48953 - Threads: 1388 Location: Lurking in a dark corner of the interweb 2016 Honourable Mention Member Joint Winner Intellectual Quote: Kerb wrote on 23-02-2010 09:14 PM Quote: Kerb wrote on 23-02-2010 09:10 PM Channel 4. Someone just gave birth in a paddling pool. wrong it was wrong. why didn't the baby drown under water? Robochick. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 23-02-2010 21:36 PM cheerio Registered: Aug 2005 Posts: 28203 - Threads: 441 Location: Quote: Janie Mac wrote on 12-02-2010 11:32 AM Weeeally made me laugh. I missed that little gem. They squeak with pleasure when their little girl owners stroke them Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 23-02-2010 22:22 PM All times are GMT. 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