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Not on my watch! Who should be thrown under the bus?
DAVID
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Latex Zebra
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Oh we need a nonce as well...

Masood or Tony really.


Going for Tony. Even if he's not a nonce. Fuck him.

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Guile
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[Edited by Guile on 27-09-2018 14:16 PM]


KING CON


Have you got what it takes to rise like the scum you are to the top of the rancid pool that is H.M.P. Hafa Towers?


Each episode will give you choices to make, relying not only your Criminal Anthropology skill sets you will have to lie, bribe, cheat, intimidate, claw, gouge, shank and strangle your way to the top of the shit heap.


CAN YOU BECOME:

KING CON



Pick out the ex-copper peado and any other dodgy arsehole from the new intake and yes, you'll be the man, dog!

See anyone you think is handy? Recruit them!

Ready?

Well, let's play:


KING CON




HOW DID OUR TOP DOGS FARE...

DAVID JENKINS
CONVICTED FOR DEALING IN STEROIDS
FUCKING LOADS OF THEM!
HEAD OF A GANG THAT IMPORTED £2MILLION OF RAW STEROIDS
BASHED THEM UP AND PUNTED THEM OUT
THE OPERATION GOT SO BIG A GRASS GETTING INVOLVED WAS INEVITABLE...



MASOOD MASOURI
CONVICTED RAPIST NONCE
THIS PIECE OF FILTH NEEDS TO SWITCHED OFF



ANTHONY HUGHES
CONVICTED EX COP PEDO NONCE
BULLSEYE!

DIES HARD WITH A VENGEANCE WITH ANY LUCK



WILLIAM FIGIEL
CONVICTED FOR DRIVING LIKE A PRICK
&
POSSESSION OF A STUN GUN
BRAIN DEAD DICKHEAD
GOT A COLLECTION OF BB GUNS AT HOME IN HIS MUMS



MARK LEWIS
CONVICTED FOR BEING STABBY
RAN AROUND TOWN WAVING A MACHETE
STABBED A FEW GUYS WHO OWED HIM MONEY
THEN GOT A TASTE FOR IT
HEY, COKE GETS YOU LIKE THAT SOMETIMES






Meanwhile at the office...
The Governor leaves work today at 12.00 hours


You and Mrs. Jones don't finish till 17.40 hours




Remember: The criminals and the crimes detailed here are very real but this?

It's just for fun Wink



KING CON



Please click HERE to see how their choices have influenced the respect our would be KING CON's now enjoy, find out who is the current TOP DOG and who is the CHIHUAHUA yapping at their heels.

Please join us for the FINAL EPISODE and find out who is:



KING CON


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