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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Things that really piss on your chips... Author Pages (134):  « Prev ... «  99  100  101  102  [103]  104  105  106  107  » ... Next »    LeeLegEnd Satans Backdoor Wizard Registered: Jul 2004 Posts: 8647 - Threads: 146 Location: [Edited by LeeLegEnd on 05-09-2017 13:45 PM] Quote: Quin. wrote on 05-09-2017 01:14 PM Quote: LeeLegEnd wrote on 05-09-2017 01:11 PM Weddings, bloody weddings. You've never stuck me as the wedding type TBF I'm not but two of my best mates are getting married on the same weekend so have to go to both weddings. I'm the best man at one of them and am pretty much family to the other. I've never been to one before so am a bit out of my depth. Absolute Fact Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 05-09-2017 13:43 PM Matt V2.0 Registered: Apr 2002 Posts: 17728 - Threads: 847 Location: Surrey 2016 Honourable Mention Party Animal Quote: LeeLegEnd wrote on 05-09-2017 01:43 PM I'm not but two of my best mates are getting married on the same weekend so have to go to both weddings. I'm the best man at one of them and am pretty much family to the other. I've never been to one before so am a bit out of my depth. Never been to a wedding? Sounds like you're going to have a baptism of fire! Don't forget, the best man has his pick of the bridesmaids Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 05-09-2017 13:47 PM ceekay venomous fairy Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 39935 - Threads: 1064 Location: In a wide open space 2016 Winner Thread Honourable Mention Member Quote: LeeLegEnd wrote on 05-09-2017 01:43 PM I'm not but two of my best mates are getting married on the same weekend so have to go to both weddings. I'm the best man at one of them and am pretty much family to the other. I've never been to one before so am a bit out of my depth. Watch American Pie, the Wedding; you'll be fine! "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" "I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 05-09-2017 13:49 PM Quin. ??? Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 33316 - Threads: 426 Location: london Quote: Matt wrote on 05-09-2017 01:47 PM Quote: LeeLegEnd wrote on 05-09-2017 01:43 PM I'm not but two of my best mates are getting married on the same weekend so have to go to both weddings. I'm the best man at one of them and am pretty much family to the other. I've never been to one before so am a bit out of my depth. Never been to a wedding? Sounds like you're going to have a baptism of fire! Don't forget, the best man has his pick of the bridesmaids Rock'n'Roll introduction to weddings then they aren't as bad as you may expect actually, once you get the church and the speech bit out of the way it's a doddle. And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 05-09-2017 13:49 PM LeeLegEnd Satans Backdoor Wizard Registered: Jul 2004 Posts: 8647 - Threads: 146 Location: Quote: Matt wrote on 05-09-2017 01:47 PM Never been to a wedding? Sounds like you're going to have a baptism of fire! Don't forget, the best man has his pick of the bridesmaids Only ever been to an evening party of a wedding. The first wedding is in Ibiza and I'll have to stay sober then fly back and give a speech at the other one in Kent. I wan't more than one Bridesmaid for that. Absolute Fact Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 05-09-2017 13:58 PM ceekay venomous fairy Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 39935 - Threads: 1064 Location: In a wide open space 2016 Winner Thread Honourable Mention Member Quote: LeeLegEnd wrote on 05-09-2017 01:58 PM Only ever been to an evening party of a wedding. The first wedding is in Ibiza and I'll have to stay sober then fly back and give a speech at the other one in Kent. I wan't more than one Bridesmaid for that. "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" "I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 05-09-2017 14:00 PM LeeLegEnd Satans Backdoor Wizard Registered: Jul 2004 Posts: 8647 - Threads: 146 Location: Quote: Quin. wrote on 05-09-2017 01:49 PM Rock'n'Roll introduction to weddings then they aren't as bad as you may expect actually, once you get the church and the speech bit out of the way it's a doddle. It's only the speech I'm worried about. Terrible at public speaking and have a tenancy to swear too much when nervous. Absolute Fact Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 05-09-2017 14:01 PM Janie Mac a hound..... Registered: Oct 2002 Posts: 15055 - Threads: 202 Location: Glesgae Quote: LeeLegEnd wrote on 05-09-2017 02:01 PM It's only the speech I'm worried about. Terrible at public speaking and have a tenancy to swear too much when nervous. Its ok with a best man speech, they'll be expecting it to be a bit cheeky and a bit sweary anyway... 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