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LeeLegEnd
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Janie Mac wrote on 05-09-2017 02:06 PM

Its ok with a best man speech, they'll be expecting it to be a bit cheeky and a bit sweary anyway...



I don't think the bride will be too happy with me if I am a bit sweary. Cheeky should be ok though.

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I don't think the bride will be too happy with me if I am a bit sweary. Cheeky should be ok though.



Fuck that bitch.

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Rock'n'Roll introduction to weddings then Smile they aren't as bad as you may expect actually, once you get the church and the speech bit out of the way it's a doddle.



It's only the speech I'm worried about. Terrible at public speaking and have a tenancy to swear too much when nervous.



I'm sure you'll do fine, if someone knows you well enough to ask you to be the best man then they know you well enough to know that you get sweary. The vast majority of people hate public speaking and most best men I know have shat bricks before the speech. It's normal.

Flying back sober from Ibiza sucks though.

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I'm sure you'll do fine, if someone knows you well enough to ask you to be the best man then they know you well enough to know that you get sweary. The vast majority of people hate public speaking and most best men I know have shat bricks before the speech. It's normal.

Flying back sober from Ibiza sucks though.



Yeah, my mate fully expects me to say something I shouldn't, but I don't want to ruin their day. The brides family are Jewish and I think she's worried I may slip in a joke about concentration or bags of gold.

The Ibiza thing sucks balls. The party after the wedding will be a belter and I'll be sober watching everyone having a great time.

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I'm sure you'll do fine, if someone knows you well enough to ask you to be the best man then they know you well enough to know that you get sweary. The vast majority of people hate public speaking and most best men I know have shat bricks before the speech. It's normal.

Flying back sober from Ibiza sucks though.



Yeah, my mate fully expects me to say something I shouldn't, but I don't want to ruin their day. The brides family are Jewish and I think she's worried I may slip in a joke about concentration or bags of gold.

The Ibiza thing sucks balls. The party after the wedding will be a belter and I'll be sober watching everyone having a great time.



semi-sober?


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I don't think the bride will be too happy with me if I am a bit sweary. Cheeky should be ok though.



Fuck that bitch.

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Those are probably not the best 3 opening words for said speech.

Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.

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I don't think the bride will be too happy with me if I am a bit sweary. Cheeky should be ok though.



Fuck that bitch.

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Those are probably not the best 3 opening words for said speech.



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Those are probably not the best 3 opening words for said speech.



Not even if - "oh wait, you already did and she must be good otherwise we wouldn't be here today"?















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