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LeeLegEnd wrote on 05-09-2017 02:20 PM
I don't think the bride will be too happy with me if I am a bit sweary. Cheeky should be ok though.
Fuck that bitch.
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LeeLegEnd wrote on 05-09-2017 02:01 PM
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Quin. wrote on 05-09-2017 01:49 PM
Rock'n'Roll introduction to weddings then they aren't as bad as you may expect actually, once you get the church and the speech bit out of the way it's a doddle.
It's only the speech I'm worried about. Terrible at public speaking and have a tenancy to swear too much when nervous.
I'm sure you'll do fine, if someone knows you well enough to ask you to be the best man then they know you well enough to know that you get sweary. The vast majority of people hate public speaking and most best men I know have shat bricks before the speech. It's normal.
Flying back sober from Ibiza sucks though.
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I'm sure you'll do fine, if someone knows you well enough to ask you to be the best man then they know you well enough to know that you get sweary. The vast majority of people hate public speaking and most best men I know have shat bricks before the speech. It's normal.
Flying back sober from Ibiza sucks though.
Yeah, my mate fully expects me to say something I shouldn't, but I don't want to ruin their day. The brides family are Jewish and I think she's worried I may slip in a joke about concentration or bags of gold.
The Ibiza thing sucks balls. The party after the wedding will be a belter and I'll be sober watching everyone having a great time.
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LeeLegEnd wrote on 05-09-2017 02:32 PM
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Quin. wrote on 05-09-2017 02:26 PM
I'm sure you'll do fine, if someone knows you well enough to ask you to be the best man then they know you well enough to know that you get sweary. The vast majority of people hate public speaking and most best men I know have shat bricks before the speech. It's normal.
Flying back sober from Ibiza sucks though.
Yeah, my mate fully expects me to say something I shouldn't, but I don't want to ruin their day. The brides family are Jewish and I think she's worried I may slip in a joke about concentration or bags of gold.
The Ibiza thing sucks balls. The party after the wedding will be a belter and I'll be sober watching everyone having a great time.
semi-sober?
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche
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Staggo wrote on 05-09-2017 02:42 PM
Those are probably not the best 3 opening words for said speech.
Not even if - "oh wait, you already did and she must be good otherwise we wouldn't be here today"?
Having to lie to people about why the boss is in Australia for the third time this year.
"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)