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DJ Sketchy

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are you high on mushrooms now? as the issue is just the same.

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DJ Sketchy

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are you high on mushrooms now? as the issue is just the same.



Nope! Just drinking cider!

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I just don't want a druggy image as a DJ. I was out of line, but f**k it, I've been happily messaging her ever since.



but you'll happily keep bringing the subject up at every available opportunity as you're proud of it.

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I'm currently romancing Madison Beer the singer through Twitter, and she's 17 NOW! I've told her mum what I'm doing though, so it's cool



No, it really isn't.

It's creepy and sleazy and unpleasant.

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Fi wrote on 13-12-2016 03:35 PM

but you'll happily keep bringing the subject up at every available opportunity as you're proud of it.

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[Edited by DJ Sketchy on 11-11-2020 10:29 AM]



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