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ED_case

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krooton wrote on 20-10-2009 03:03 PM

I do not attack people, vandalise things, steal, or act maliciously towards others. I care about my loved ones and would do anything for them.

I'm not some arrogant employee of the finance sector, splurging my ill-gotten gains and champaign and slutty women. I'm not some street mugger, or a drunken pisshead who would get into a fight because someone stood on my foot by accident. I do not racially abuse people, or torture animals. I'm not a self-obsessed idiot with no ambition beyond becoming a 'celebrity'. I'm not a benefits, cheat draining resources from the government.




Mate, you haven't lived!

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Hitch the Knife
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Ilana Belsky wrote on 21-10-2009 11:57 AM

Bitching in a marriage thread!



Someone start a RELATE thread please. Think of the children!!!

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Stakker wrote on 21-10-2009 11:50 AM

Cheers.



Don't worry, the world is ending anyway, life is meaningless [to some], might as well go out with a big smile, and a big bang! Smile



Just being curious, but what part of this scenario would put the smile on your face?

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ED_case

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Hitch the Knife wrote on 20-10-2009 04:20 PM

The waiter brought me a clean one and interupted the special moment.



How was the beef?





She said no in the end.



He asked you how the beef was, not how the proposal went - you blind fuckwit.

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Stakker wrote on 21-10-2009 12:05 PM

Just being curious, but what part of this scenario would put the smile on your face?



The part that would wipe the smile of yours bruv.

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Hitch the Knife
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ED_case wrote on 21-10-2009 12:07 PM

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Hitch the Knife wrote on 20-10-2009 04:49 PM

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SleeplessAndy wrote on 20-10-2009 04:22 PM

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Hitch the Knife wrote on 20-10-2009 04:20 PM

The waiter brought me a clean one and interupted the special moment.



How was the beef?





She said no in the end.



He asked you how the beef was, not how the proposal went - you blind fuckwit.



That was the joke you utter drehknopfkopf.

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Stakker wrote on 21-10-2009 12:05 PM

Just being curious, but what part of this scenario would put the smile on your face?



The part that would wipe the smile of yours bruv.



So either the "Islamic Bomb" is so advanced it can selectively spare Moslems or it's so puny that it would destroy my central London house but not wipe out Castel Del Midas out in suburbia?

Hardly the end of the world, either way. I'd just hide in one of the Halal Butchers that SWAMP most areas of London, according to Res. Wink

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Midas
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Just being curious, but what part of this scenario would put the smile on your face?



Drop beats not bombs mate.

Water is best, but gold shines like fire blazing in the night, supreme of lordly wealth.

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