Guile
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[Edited by Guile on 12-08-2018 16:26 PM] Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
Difficulty level:1
You may struggle without the correct training and background in Criminal Anthropology. Play catch up:
Here with: "YOU ARE THE..."
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Here with: "WHAT'S MY CRIME?"
The people named and their crimes as detailed in this thread are real. They have all been found guilty in court. On occasions jurors have deliberated over the evidence. In each case, a judge has decided their crimes are so serious that only a custodial sentence will suffice. The scenario covered in this thread may be offensive or disturbing to some readers. It is a work of fiction and for educational purposes only. No identification with places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. No person or entity associated with this thread received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection with the depiction of tobacco products. No animals were harmed in the making of this thread.
Ready?
Well let's play:
KING CON
Have you got what it takes to rise like the scum you are to the top of the rancid pool that is H.M.P. Hafa Towers?
Each episode will give you choices to make, relying not only your Criminal Anthropology skill sets you will have to lie, bribe, cheat, intimidate, claw, gouge, shank and strangle your way to the top of the shit heap.
CAN YOU BECOME:
KING CON
BONUS MISSION
There's a new nurse in the Sick Bay. NURSE CAROLYN. A huge improvement on the old battleaxe that was there.
There's a new nurse in the Sick Bay
You were just studying the Medical Notice Board when her perfume wafted your way. "Excuse me" she said in a husky voice "I've got to refresh the notice board."
"Excuse me, I've got to refresh the notice board"
You make a funny but polite reply about being refreshed by her yourself, and a little dimple appears in her cheeks. Then Prison Officer Mackay struts past and tells you to get lost.
"Move along now Prisoner 13, there's a good sir"
Your eyes meet the eyes of nurse as you turn to leave aaaaaand...
YES!
Nurse Carolyn comes from her office and refreshes the notice board every day between 11.45 and 13.15 hours. You decide to be at the notice board as often as you can when she is there and see if you can build on your early successes with the delightful angel of mercy.
To break the ice and show her how you're different to all the other jerks here, you stick post-it notes on the notice board with amusing messages you write especially for her just as she is approaching.
Stick them on any earlier or any later than this window of opportunity and Prison Officer Mackay will find and remove them, and you as well -double fucking quick time, so he can awkwardly and pointlessly attempt to sweet talk Nurse Carolyn.
Post one smiley of your choice every day in this thread, your post must be timed as detailed above; the more days you remember to post a smiley before this thread closes the better your chances of impressing Nurse Carolyn with your charms and your oh so funny love notes.
Should you achieve this happy status, you will be told by Nurse Carolyn that "Your medical examination is due today" and be led away by her, under the furious but helpless eyes of Prison Officer Fulton Mackay to a locked Private Examination Room for a "consultation" and obviously a whole load of extra Respect Points from the rest of the jail.
"You should see the rest of them..."
Pull the nurse and yes, you'll be the man dog.
Fail to seduce the nurse and you can just gnash your teeth as other, Bigger Dogs than you all boast how they have had "Private Consultations" with Nurse Carolyn.
Remember: it's just for fun!
Find out which dog gets patted and which dog gets neutered - SOON!
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