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An old lady outside Anfield was pushing a little home made pram full of newspapers. As she tried to get off the pavement one of the wheels fell off and the contents of her pram fell out all over the road.
By sheer coincidence, just as the accident happened a 4 wheel drive black Land Rover stopped to help.
Two Liverpool FC Directors got out immediately
'Can you manage?' they both shouted.
She replied 'Yes but I dont want the sodding job either!'
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
Your tongue's like poison
So swollen it fills up my mouth
Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 15946 - Threads: 195 Location: london
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Slink. wrote on 22-05-2012 12:39 PM
An old lady outside Anfield was pushing a little home made pram full of newspapers. As she tried to get off the pavement one of the wheels fell off and the contents of her pram fell out all over the road.
By sheer coincidence, just as the accident happened a 4 wheel drive black Land Rover stopped to help.
Two Liverpool FC Directors got out immediately
'Can you manage?' they both shouted.
She replied 'Yes but I dont want the sodding job either!'
I like that. I do love how they are mugging off themselves and the only person who is realistically interested (martinez) will probably change his mind.
Registered: Oct 2002 Posts: 67175 - Threads: 1524 Location: I slink therefore I am.
2012
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Quin. wrote on 22-05-2012 02:48 PM
I like that. I do love how they are mugging off themselves and the only person who is realistically interested (martinez) will probably change his mind.
Like I said, don't believe everything that the papers say.
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
Your tongue's like poison
So swollen it fills up my mouth
Registered: Oct 2010 Posts: 15946 - Threads: 195 Location: london
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Arsene Wengers coat wrote on 18-05-2012 04:33 PM
Indeed. Shit for ages and then a surprise run to form in the last two months and he's the new flavour of the month. Can't see him doing better than Dalglish and wouldn't surprise at all if he ends up doing a Hodgson.
What, getting a load of abuse from some deluded fans, walking off richer, proving himself agan at another club and getting the england job? Arron, what are the odds on that?