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danj
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louloubell wrote on 05-06-2015 09:03 AM

Is there anything that high trousered,square head w****r won't try to destroy!



You.



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I HATE meetings. The moment they start I get a song in my head & I go with it. Wiggles It's so embarrassing when they turn to you & ask a question. Total blank. Blush




And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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Yes, Donnie is pro-racist. Laughs out loud



Probably. Cause you're all up each others arses.




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"Lager is beer"

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Said by the spastics.

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ceekay
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3radical wrote on 15-03-2016 09:10 AM

"Lager is beer"

Laughs out loud

Said by the spastics.




Because when you sober up again later this week... you might want to retract that.

"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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Sam Spooley wrote on 24-03-2015 01:50 PM

As DanJ lay comfortably in his pram fondly remembering a time when his toys were near him, Trev resolved to never again question the time-management of HF2.0's golden webmaster.

You weren't even alive 12 years ago you f*****g tool.

...and...this isn't a screenshot I've ever posted before, as I've only just built the f*****g admin back and front end the past 2 weeks.

Perhaps, if you actually knew anything, about anything, your pathetic attempted comments would hold some level of value / respect.

In the mean time, please feel free to go back to browsing the internet at work while you're supposed to be doing a job you're clearly not paid enough for anyone to care about while you post on Facebook and HF about other people who you feel the necessity to 'big yourself' up to.

Fucking idiot.

"Oh hi, I'm Trevor, I make a couple of tens of thousands a year wandering around for people as desktop support showing them how to restart their computers to fix their problems. I feel this empowers me because they would be lost without me.

I like to call myself an analyst because it's a title I managed to gain when my employer was completely blagged by my blatant bullshit comments during an interview I've no idea how I managed to pass."

Fuck off Trev, I'm sick of your cunting comments.

I've more respect for Aaron and his fucking occasionally weirdo comments for the effort he's actually putting in to do something productive with his life than I do for you which is saying something as I used to consider you a good friend, however more and more recently I just think you're a prick that needs a good smack in the mouth.

Try building / creating something for a living instead of posting about how shit everyone else is, you seem to forget how well I know you and your personality, you aren't exactly renowned for your get up and go attitude, 'mate'.

Do me a favour and shut the fuck up and refrain from being a complete and utter twat in future, everyone else can manage it, I would have thought you were old enough now to grow out of your pathetic egocentric attitude.

'Trev never done me like that.'

Prick.




"Trev never done me like that"

Haha heart warming stuff from the Danster. Smile


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Leicester are my third team this year Razz



It's only February and you've got through 2 teams already!?!?!?




She's trying her hardest to rid herself of that tightness.

Flees!



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Swedish host of Eurovision:

"As we say in Sweden, if there's room in the heart, there's room in the butt"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCCvwsc0gmg



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