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ceekay
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3radical wrote on 07-07-2014 03:12 PM

Yes Matt, a living person is far more likely to get a disease than a dead one.
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Face palm

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ceekay wrote on 05-08-2014 01:53 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28660122

Former BBC Radio 1 DJ Chris Denning has pleaded guilty to a string of historical sex offences against boys.

The 73-year-old admitted 29 charges of abuse against boys aged between nine and 16 at Southwark Crown Court.



Abusing boys in court is well brazen.



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The ever out there Nick Rockcliffe on Donnie's 'What's the point of buying a house if you're not going to have kids?' thread


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Nick Rockliffe wrote on 07-08-2014 03:04 PM

To be fair, a wondrous plan if it just so happened to be 1950 however, I would consider whether or not it now now fits into a realistic blue-print of humanities immediate future.
1) The chances of any monetary system, never mind our current system, still being existence within the next 5-10 years are realistic, 0.1% if we were to be generous.
2) Refer to my first post
3) When you start to consider the influx of daily breakthroughs in the realms of Science when it comes to understanding what, or more accurately speaking, whom the Earth is - We can start to understand that Earth is a very real, consciously aware being of self.
This has already being substantially established - its now just a simple case of the truth being accepted as so - which has already started to happen.
When this is soon fully realised; the current legal system assigns The Earth her own unique 'human rights' ; of which any claim of ownership of her body will be considered unlawful - any current claims to ownership will legally be considered to have been obtained through purchase of slavery and therefore will have to be legally returned with no right of refund and any destruction or therefore building upon her body will be illegal, also meaning that we will be responsible for returning her back to her natural state of being.

In my humble opinion; if anyone has any desire to invest money whilst it still exists into property; it would be better served by purchasing land and building self sustainable; bio/eco friendly communities.




I think it is fair to say that everyone on the Internet is annoying.

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As DanJ lay comfortably in his pram fondly remembering a time when his toys were near him, Trev resolved to never again question the time-management of HF2.0's golden webmaster.

You weren't even alive 12 years ago you f*****g tool.

...and...this isn't a screenshot I've ever posted before, as I've only just built the f*****g admin back and front end the past 2 weeks.

Perhaps, if you actually knew anything, about anything, your pathetic attempted comments would hold some level of value / respect.

In the mean time, please feel free to go back to browsing the internet at work while you're supposed to be doing a job you're clearly not paid enough for anyone to care about while you post on Facebook and HF about other people who you feel the necessity to 'big yourself' up to.

Fucking idiot.

"Oh hi, I'm Trevor, I make a couple of tens of thousands a year wandering around for people as desktop support showing them how to restart their computers to fix their problems. I feel this empowers me because they would be lost without me.

I like to call myself an analyst because it's a title I managed to gain when my employer was completely blagged by my blatant bullshit comments during an interview I've no idea how I managed to pass."

Fuck off Trev, I'm sick of your cunting comments.

I've more respect for Aaron and his fucking occasionally weirdo comments for the effort he's actually putting in to do something productive with his life than I do for you which is saying something as I used to consider you a good friend, however more and more recently I just think you're a prick that needs a good smack in the mouth.

Try building / creating something for a living instead of posting about how shit everyone else is, you seem to forget how well I know you and your personality, you aren't exactly renowned for your get up and go attitude, 'mate'.

Do me a favour and shut the fuck up and refrain from being a complete and utter twat in future, everyone else can manage it, I would have thought you were old enough now to grow out of your pathetic egocentric attitude.

'Trev never done me like that.'

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danj
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Didn't know this thread was still going.

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danj wrote on 24-03-2015 04:47 PM

Didn't know this thread was still going.



it wasnt until you broadcasted the best case of PMS in the history of PMS


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danj
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danj wrote on 24-03-2015 04:47 PM

Didn't know this thread was still going.



it wasnt until you broadcasted the best case of PMS in the history of PMS




It wasn't that bad.

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danj wrote on 24-03-2015 04:53 PM

It wasn't that bad.



It was pretty comprehensive tbf.

Hand in hand is the only way to land
And always the right way round
Not broken in pieces
Like hated little meeces
How could we miss
Someone as dumb as this

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