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skaramanga wrote on 12-06-2013 06:43 PM

You will never be as much of a tool as I can be Razz






Loud and proud Razz

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If there's one thing he loves more than being Jepsoned...

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Yes, because there is nothing i love more than when at work than to sit reading HF whilst i get bashed in the tonsils with man-love juice.






where on earth did that come from!?




Here...

Once there were mountains on mountains, and once there were sunbirds to soar with and once I could never be down
I got to keep searching and searching oh, what will I be believing and who will connect me with love?
Wonderful, wonderful, wonder when? Have you sought fortune, evasive and shy? Drink to the men who protect you and I. Drink, drink, drain your glass, raise your glass high

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Quin. wrote on 13-06-2013 10:31 AM

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ceekay wrote on 02-04-2013 04:39 PM

If there's one thing he loves more than being Jepsoned...

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Quin. wrote on 02-04-2013 04:36 PM

Yes, because there is nothing i love more than when at work than to sit reading HF whilst i get bashed in the tonsils with man-love juice.






where on earth did that come from!?




Here...



ah, i should have guessed, really.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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The man doth protest too much methinks Razz

Not only that, you seemed to have a thing about my cumface Disturbed



I'm going to take a selfie during my next climax and send it to you Big grin




Life is far too important to be taken seriously

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The man doth protest too much methinks Razz

Not only that, you seemed to have a thing about my cumface Disturbed



I'm going to take a selfie during my next climax and send it to you Big grin






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Fuck all that, we've gotta get on with these

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That's because you don't know how to talk to a sexy woman Sam. You get all nervous and s**t.



Last Tuesday, your mum spread nutella on my ball sack and then wiped it on her face like warpaint before tonguing my a******e. By the time she had finished, I didn't know what was nutella and what was my s**t. She made some toast, then (using a butter-knife) scraped the brown mess from her face, added some lea & perrins and then ate the lot. This was the final straw for me. That dirty slut went a little bit too far for my liking so I regretfully called off our bi-weekly arrangement. I'm sure your dad will be pleased now though.

Anyway, the reason I'm telling you all this is because you're right. I do get nervous around women. Since your mum left me, I've desperately craved female company if I'm honest. I was wondering if you could perhaps teach me your suave, erudite, sophisticated ways so I could become a bachelor as eligible as yourself. Let me know mate.




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"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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Stop using the thread to gain points Kat.

Good girl.

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if its not posted from hejro benton wells or myself

then its not worthy

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