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ceekay wrote on 07-02-2013 02:08 PM

wafer thin ice, Jimmy Wink



Who the fuck is Jimmy?

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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Macavity wrote on 15-02-2013 12:24 PM

This is the thing. This whole story sounds like a script from a movie.

Hi Mr Spielberg, I have this idea for a movie 'FALLEN HERO'. This child is born without any fibula, he makes the tough decision to have his leg amputated below the knee, but then overcomes to odds to not only make it to the Paralympics but also the first amputee to make it to the main Olympics and has the world at his feet- but the success turns to tragedy after his girlfriend is killed and he finds himself on trial for murder.


I can even visualise the movie trailer.



Guaranteed an Oscar.








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[The Pope resigns, and says that it seemed at times that God must have been sleeping...]

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Latex Zebra wrote on 28-02-2013 04:34 PM

God must be f*****g narcoleptic.





"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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Didoo wrote on 14-03-2013 03:51 PM

I am so splashing on quilted, super soft, velvety bog roll ! I am sure he'll love it! XD

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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Coops wrote on 25-03-2013 05:23 PM

I'm sorry Coops you didn't say that, I have made a mistake.




I'm sorry Coops. You didn’t say that. I am a mere mortal and made a mistake.

God forgive me.

Smile





I think this particular post needs to be immortalised. Smile

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"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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If there's one thing he loves more than being Jepsoned...

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Quin. wrote on 02-04-2013 04:36 PM

Yes, because there is nothing i love more than when at work than to sit reading HF whilst i get bashed in the tonsils with man-love juice.




"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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skaramanga wrote on 12-06-2013 06:43 PM

You will never be as much of a tool as I can be Razz




"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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ceekay wrote on 02-04-2013 04:39 PM

If there's one thing he loves more than being Jepsoned...

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Quin. wrote on 02-04-2013 04:36 PM

Yes, because there is nothing i love more than when at work than to sit reading HF whilst i get bashed in the tonsils with man-love juice.






where on earth did that come from!?


And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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