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Guile
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[Edited by Guile on 15-02-2019 23:14 PM]

Just had a pm from Neon Blueh:

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NeonBlueh Log
Star Date 15-02-2019 09:00 AM


I PLACED MY HUMANOID BODY ONTO MY RESTING MATTRESS AT APPROXIMATELY 02:00 TODAY AND LEFT IT THERE UNTIL APPROXIMATELY 08:00.

THE RECHARGE PROCEDURE WAS DECIDEDLY INEFFECTIVE BASED ON PERFORMANCE TESTS OF CEREBRAL AND DIGESTIVE FUNCTIONS. I INGESTED SPECIFIC MOLECULES THAT REVERSE INEFFECTIVE RECHARGE PERIODS IN OTHER HUMANS BUT THEY DID NOT RETURN MY BOWELS OR HUMAN BRAIN TO THEIR DEFAULT STATES.

I GOOGLED FOR SOLUTION THEN DOWNLOADED AND RAN: defrag.exe
INITIATED REBOOT CYCLE AS INSTRUCTION
THEN INSTALLED STUD\PLAYER_EXE FOR ULTIMATE UPGRADE

WITNESS RESULTS PUNY HUMAN

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BE LIKE NEON BLOO
BE THE BEST YOU




FUCKING RUDE BOY

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Guile
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Just had a pm from Neon Blueh:

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NeonBlueh Log
Star Date 16-02-2019 08:19 PM



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DON'T YOU STEP ON MY NEONBLUEH'SUEDESHOES




FUCKING RUDE BOY

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guys like a blonde hedgehog

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Guile
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KOUROS

FUCKING RUDE BOY

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Guile
A magnificent animal of a man

Registered: Sep 2001
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Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy

Just had a pm from Neon Blueh:

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NeonBlueh Log
Star Date 17-02-2019 14:29 PM



I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA WENT OUT AND I JUST CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS




FUCKING RUDE BOY

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Guile
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Just had a pm from Neon Blueh:

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Star Date 18-02-2019 19:19 PM


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OMG! LOOK AT THE VULGAR WORD MY GIRLFRIEND IS GOING TO USE IN SCRABBLE


FEMALES!
REMEMBER - NOTHING SHINES ALUMINIUM LIKE NEONBLUEHS HEAD





FUCKING RUDE BOY

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Guile
A magnificent animal of a man

Registered: Sep 2001
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Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy

Just had a pm from Neon Blueh:

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NeonBlueh Log
Star Date 22-02-2019 09:19 PM


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FINALLY SOME relief.exe FOR MY EYEBALL APPARATUSES

RUN love.exe OPTICAL LUBE


SQUIRTING SHOULD COMMENCE




FUCKING RUDE BOY

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My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

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Guile
A magnificent animal of a man

Registered: Sep 2001
Posts: 2638 - Threads: 66
Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy

Just had a pm from Neon Blueh:

Quote:
NeonBlueh Log
Star Date 23-02-2019 23:19 PM



MY PARROT ISN'T EATING.

ADVICE PLZ HaFa!

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I'm Neon Blueh
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa






FUCKING RUDE BOY

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Guile
A magnificent animal of a man

Registered: Sep 2001
Posts: 2638 - Threads: 66
Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy

Just had a pm from Neon Blueh:

Quote:
NeonBlueh Log
Star Date 08-03-2019 23:19 PM



THE DISPLAY OF NUDE AND PR0N PICTURES IS A FORM OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT. FELLOW HUMANS WE MUST ADD NSFW TAGS TO ALL SUCH PICTURES IN THE WORKPLACE
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RUN "COR!"mp3.exe




Mister Neon Blue Sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?


Fucking Rude Boy inna Dub Place

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