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Guile
A magnificent animal of a man

Registered: Sep 2001
Posts: 2600 - Threads: 64
Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy

Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
Difficulty level: PUMPIN' PERNICKETIE


You may struggle without the correct training and background in Criminal Anthropology. Play catch up:

Here with: "YOU ARE THE..."
&
Here with: "WHAT'S MY CRIME?"

Has offensive 'n' despicable content that is tae controversial 'n' tae pumpin' magic fur bairns. Th' stark, hackit, profound truthsKING CON exposes kin be soul crushing tae th' wabbit o' spirit. If ye allow a bairn tae read this thread yer a ill parent or guardian. Has pure tough action violence 'n' sexualised posin.

Ye hae bin warned.


Ready?
Well let's play:



SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY


EXPERIENCE ADRENALINE

EXPERIENCE REALITY

EXPERIENCE POWER


Have you got what it takes to control the despicable sub-human dross to be found in the wretched hive of scum and villainy that is H.M.P. Hafa Towers?

You will be SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY in H.M.P. HaFa Towers for a day. You will have to patrol the prison, and make the decisions neccesary to resolve the many complex issues you will face; you will be relying on your Criminal Anthropology skill sets and your life experiences to arrive at the correct and legal response.

Quote:
SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY
EXTRACT FROM WELCOME SPEECH FOR NEW PRISON OFFICER INTAKE


Ah juist drap th' hammer doon oan th' lowlifes. Ye crunch a cockroach under yer heel, ye dinna fash yirsel aboot whit tis feeling, ye juist grind it intae th' groond




You will have to strut, frown, shout, browbeat, intimidate, order, search, bully and humiliate the very dregs of society to keep control of this Correctional Facility.



CRIME IS A DISEASE & HE HAS THE CURE


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY

EXPERIENCE ADRENALINE

EXPERIENCE REALITY

EXPERIENCE POWER



CAN YOU FILL HIS BOOTS?



08.00 to 10.00 hours

ISSUE#1.


Your second in command - Prison Officer Henry Barrowclough is giving you his weekly report on the Incentives and Earned Privileges Scheme. You don't really listen to him as he drones on about awarding inmates extra visits, who is to be allowed a tv in their cell, who gets a playstation or more money to spend in the Commissary etc., until he gets to the part concerning rule violations and details of the perpertrators.

He passes you the folder of:


INMATE #2713 KENNETH WYN JONES 14 MONTHS


You cast a cursory glance at the lags jacket.

In for 14 months, burglary and assault. Frequent offender. Third jail term. Drug abuser.


Quote:
PRISON OFFICER HENRY BARROWCLOUGH
SAID


Over the last 3 days, Kenny has, oh sorry Mr. Mackay, Inmate #2713 K.W. Jones has committed three minor rule violations:

1. Inmate’s cellmate accused him of eating his Ramen noodles.

2. Inmate had an orange from his breakfast tray hidden under his mattress.

3. During court transport, inmate was found to have a hard-boiled egg hidden in his left sock.




In the file is piece of paper covered with blue biro scrawl. You make out yesterdays date. It is a barely literate letter in which Inmate #2713 K.W.Jones has given formal notice of a grievance, claiming that his HUMAN RIGHTS are being violated because he has not received a dinner tray for nearly a week.

There is also an AUTHORITY TO TRANSPORT signed off by the Governor on the inmate’s file showing the prisoner has been going to court for trial for the last five days from 13.30 hours to 18.30 hours.

You of course know that dinner meal is served at 17.00 hours to 18.00 hours.



08.00 HOURS TO 10.00 HOURS

ISSUE#1


1. What basic need might be contributing to the inmate’s negative behaviour?

2. What actions will you take to resolve this issue?


CRIME IS A DISEASE & HE HAS THE CURE


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY

EXPERIENCE ADRENALINE

EXPERIENCE REALITY

EXPERIENCE POWER



CAN YOU FILL HIS BOOTS?



10.30 HOURS TO 12.00 HOURS

ISSUE #2


You have just had a phone call from one of your contacts, an old army pal in the Home Office. He informs you that one of today's new intake is an undercover reporter for the spineless wimps at the B.B.C. sent to investigate your prison, and make a documentary about it.

In the light of recent events at H.M.P. HaFa Towers the thrust of this documentary will probably be the old prison is a holiday camp routine. Beyond that he was unable to give you any more information.

You have studied the jackets of the NEWFAGS and they all seem legitimate. As if your job wasn't hard enough! Using only your skill and judgement can you pick out the B.B.C. undercover reporter?


Quote:
SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY
EXTRACT FROM WELCOME SPEECH FOR NEW INTERNEE INTAKE


Guid mornin' tae ye.

Thare ur ainlie twa rules in this jyle.

#1. Na menchy

#2. Obey a' th' rules

Ya ken?

Youse arr aff tae a freish regime 'ere, based nae oan lenience 'n' laxity

Bit!

Oan discipline, solid wirk 'n' blind, unquestioning obedience.

Feet wull nae titch th' flair.

Lives wull be made a misery.

A'm in charge 'ere.




You cast an experienced eye over the lags:



INMATE #1058 ALAN ARTHUR BONE 12 MONTHS WOUNDING



INMATE #832 ROY BROWNE 6 YEARS 4 MONTHS ROBBERY



INMATE #1124 KEVIN CHEUNG 2 YEARS PAYE FRAUD



INMATE #1343 DANIEL JOHNSON SHOPLIFTING 4 WEEKS



INMATE #994 LEROY PARRY ATTACKED POLICE OFFICER 20 MONTHS



INMATE #2234F RHIANNON SCOTT PEDOPHILE 2 YEARS




10.30 HOURS TO 12.00 HOURS

ISSUE #2


1. Which of the above do you suspect is the undercover B.B.C. reporter?

2. What actions will you take to resolve this issue?


CRIME IS A DISEASE & HE HAS THE CURE


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY

EXPERIENCE ADRENALINE

EXPERIENCE REALITY

EXPERIENCE POWER



CAN YOU FILL HIS BOOTS?



12.05 HOURS TO 12.25 HOURS

LUNCH TIME


You stop off in the Staff Canteen for:


Quote:
SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY
PLACES HIS ORDER


"Ah will hae th' usual aye. A plate o' stornoway black puddin, lorne link, ayrshire middle bacon 'n' tattie scones hen"




and watch your favourite d.v.d.:
"Riot in Cell Block H"



"Git th' riot squad oot! Draw yer truncheons 'n' pumpin' lather th' scum lads!"



12.30 to 13.30 hours

ISSUE #3


You are patrolling in the education building:


Quote:
SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY
THINKS


Th' jyle is workin' noo...
Th' furious fools ur occupied...
A' th' thieves, th' murderers, th' robbers. Even th' madmen ur 'ere... Doing honest wirk.

Aye.

In this jyle.

Th' greyest. Th' maist violent. Th' lonesomest mile in th' world.

H.M.P. Hafa Towers...

Mah beat!




And as you march along the lonely corridors you see:


INMATE #574 JOSEPH GARNETT 21 MONTHS


a known associate/drug runner of INMATE #13 leaving the Library and going to the toilet.

INTERESTING

You check your watch, make a note of the time and decide to wait to see what happens next. INMATE#13 is running all sorts of scams, bettting, alcohol, drugs and other serious crimes, sources within the Prison say he is directly responsible for the many appalling recent events that have tarnished H.M.P. HaFa Towers previously excellent reputation. The man is a thorn in your side, and you would dearly love to see him stripped of all privileges and placed in solitary.

The next prisoner to use the bathroom comes out of the Metalwork Classroom. It is:


INMATE #314 WILLIAM McCARD 40 WEEKS


An old lag and dyed in the wool drug user, this despicable sub human scum was only out for one day before being returned to H.M.P. HaFa Towers for threatening to stab an innocent man with a needle. The prisoner sees you and tries to look nonchalant, but you are not fooled. He goes into the toilet for 6 minutes 23 seconds and then returns to the library.

90 seconds later INMATE #574 JOSEPH GARNETT 21 MONTHS comes out the Library yet again and almost runs to the bathroom for the second time in ten minutes. You know that these two prisoners are from different units and are unlikely to have any interactions.

What you have seen leads you to suspect that the toilet is being used as a DEAD LETTER BOX a.k.a. a "drop and pass" location. When the toilet is empty, you lock yourself in it, don a pair of nitrile gloves and commence a thorough search.


The smell is atrocious and the toilet bowl is streaked with sliders but you have your duties to carry out.


Finally, in the bin you locate a torn up note. Even information is contraband in prison, and this could be gold. You gather up the pieces and return to your office where, with some sellotape you will piece together the note and discover what unsavoury scheme these two reprobates were hatching.


12.30 HOURS TO 13.30 HOURS

ISSUE #3


Using your skill and judgement can you work out what the note said?




CRIME IS A DISEASE & HE HAS THE CURE


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY

EXPERIENCE ADRENALINE

EXPERIENCE REALITY

EXPERIENCE POWER



CAN YOU FILL HIS BOOTS?



13.55 HOURS to 15.30 HOURS

ISSUE #4


You are patrolling F wing, on this particular level is the cell of:


INMATE #1965 RAJ VISWANATHAN FOUR YEARS 6 MONTHS


He is remarkable in that he has never violated any of the rules and always does what he is asked to do. He has a good reputation as not being a troublemaker and has a daytime assignment in the Office block that would be taken away if he was to violate any rules.

He approaches you and asks politely if you would take and mail a letter that he has written to his mother, she is dying of cancer and he has not seen her since he was incarcerated three years ago.



13.55 HOURS to 15.30 HOURS

ISSUE #4


Should you:

1. Refuse to take the letter.

2. Take the letter and promise the Inmate that you will mail it, but really toss it in the bin.

3. Take the letter and promise the Inmate that you will mail it, and do so on your way home.

4. Charge the Inmate with a violation of the rules and ensure he loses his assignment in the Office Block and is put onto Toilet Cleaning.


CRIME IS A DISEASE & HE HAS THE CURE


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY

EXPERIENCE ADRENALINE

EXPERIENCE REALITY

EXPERIENCE POWER



CAN YOU FILL HIS BOOTS?



15.32 HOURS TO 15.41 HOURS

BREAK TIME


You stop off in the Staff Canteen for a nice cup of tea, a plate of Petticoat Tails Shortbread and some reading.


"A bonnie cuppa, hahaha, wid ye keek a' that! That's th' lee a'richt"



15.45 HOURS to 16.58 HOURS

ISSUE #5


You find yourself in the Women's Wing and as you go into the shower block you see:


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CRIME IS A DISEASE & HE HAS THE CURE


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY

EXPERIENCE ADRENALINE

EXPERIENCE REALITY

EXPERIENCE POWER



CAN YOU FILL HIS BOOTS?



17.00 HOURS to 17.30 HOURS

ISSUE #6


You are patrolling the Supply Warehouse. There are inmates working here and other non-correctional employees who also work in the Warehouse.

The door opens and you notice that a non-correctional employee:


SHAUN REDMOND


who has only worked there for two weeks coming in to start some evening overtime. On his way over to collect his picking instructions he sneakily passes over what appears to be a sack lunch from MacDonalds to a female inmate, one:


INMATE #1845F YVONNE RYAN 20 MONTHS




17.00 HOURS to 17.30 HOURS

ISSUE #6


What will you do:

1. Tell the Inmate to hand the sack over.

2. Tell the non-correctional employee that what he has done is against the rules.

3. Watch the Inmate to see what she will pull out of the sack.



CRIME IS A DISEASE & HE HAS THE CURE


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY

EXPERIENCE ADRENALINE

EXPERIENCE REALITY

EXPERIENCE POWER



CAN YOU FILL HIS BOOTS?



19.57 HOURS

ISSUE #7


You are locking up cells at night-time when:


INMATE #1124 MARK ANTHONY FORMSTONE 2 YEARS


Tells you he needs to borrow a book from:


INMATE #872 CRAIG TEAT 2 YEARS


The rules clearly state that all prisoners must be locked up in their cells by 20.00 hours. INMATE #872 C. TEAT cell is six doors down the corridor. INMATE #1124 M.A. FORMSTONE is pleading with you, saying it won't take him long and that he has to have the book.



19.57 HOURS

ISSUE #7


What will you do:

1. Tell the prisoner he has had plenty of time and shut the cell door so that he cannot speak to you anymore.

2. Refuse the request and explain to the prisoner that you have to get everyone locked up on time.

3. Allow the prisoner to go and get the book on the condition that he is back in one minute.


To unlock WALKING IN ANOTHER MANS BOOTS secret RESPECT bonus resolve the 7 ISSUES you encountered today before the thread closes and see if you can indeed fill the boots of:


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY


EXPERIENCE ADRENALINE

EXPERIENCE REALITY

EXPERIENCE POWER



"I’ll gie ye a skelpit lug"


Results to be published
when the WINNER of
KING CON
is REVEALED!

"LANG MAY YER LUM REEK!"


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Issue 1.
1. The guy is missing out on our wonderful cuisine.
2. Send him to solitary for smuggling of an egg upon his person. He will get his tray slid under his cell door whilst he's in there.

Issue 2.
1. No journalist is going to be in here longer than he needs to be, so going for the one with the shortest sentence, Daniel Johnson.
2. Move him into a more secure location where no harm will come to him and he'll have nothing to report on because he'll have no interaction with anyone else. Into solitary he goes!

Issue 3.
Looks like an invitation to put someone into the slammer. Insubordination will not be tolerated.

Issue 4.
I'll happily post the letter on the way home. If you show respect towards authority in my prison you'll get it back. A lesson more of the inmates need to learn.

Issue 5.
Does Mackay need to go into the slammer for sharing something vulgar? Wink Who watches the Watchmen?

Issue 6.
I'm duty bound to demand to see the contents of the sack but I will do that once the exchange is complete and I get an idea of what was being shipped.

Issue 7.
Rules are rules and I'm not prepared to break them for a reprobate like this. Had he referred to me as "Sir" I might have been more tolerant. But as his need for the book seems more important than the respect to the authority here, he can wait.







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1.

1. His need to moan. The soft cunt. No, dude has to eat. No food, no strength, no work.
2. Give him a job in the kitchen or as a food server. He can have a nibble throughout the day without fucking moaning then. He can also gob in the food of anyone he doesn't like.

2.

1. Daniel Johnson is the only one that looks like he can spell.
2. Have him share a cell with one of the trustees and give him a really cushy job, maybe in the kitchen so matey from question one who can talk about how nice we are to people with problems.

3.

"Fuck You Mackay"... Heads will fucking roll for this. Lockdown the entire block until they own up. The Soli for a month.

4.

I'm happy to post the letter on the way home but I am going to have to read it first and I will also be running it through several web decryption programs to see if there is a hidden code. I didn't get where I am today by standing still.

5.

Given this has been removed I'm guessing it was nothing nice so I shouldn't be doing it and wont.

6.

I will wait and see what is in the sack. Don't want any of this "It's a plant nonsense"
Catch the fucking scallies red handed.

7.

No chance. Door shut, get it in the morning. I'd probably go and ask for said book to check in their is contranband in it.


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Guile
A magnificent animal of a man

Registered: Sep 2001
Posts: 2600 - Threads: 64
Location: A wretched hive of scum and villainy

Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
Difficulty level: PUMPIN' PERNICKETIE


Has offensive 'n' despicable content that is tae controversial 'n' tae pumpin' magic fur bairns. Th' stark, hackit, profound truthsKING CON exposes kin be soul crushing tae th' wabbit o' spirit. If ye allow a bairn tae read this thread yer a ill parent or guardian. Has pure tough action violence 'n' sexualised posin.

Ye hae bin warned.


Ready?
Well let's play:



SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY


EXPERIENCE ADRENALINE

EXPERIENCE REALITY

EXPERIENCE POWER


Have you got what it takes to control H.M.P. Hafa Towers?

You played the part of a SENIOR PRISON OFFICER for a day. You had to make decisions to resolve the issues you faced; you are expected to provide a LEGAL solution. This is the correct response. The answer to any problem you face will be in the Rule Book.


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER WYKAH
You will be marked today by:

SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY

and


PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH



wykah:
Issue #1.
1. The guy is missing out on our wonderful cuisine.
2. Send him to solitary for smuggling of an egg upon his person. He will get his tray slid under his cell door whilst he's in there.


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY:
Aye, Ye'r sportin' th' tartan noo Mr wykah

PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH:
A tad harsh.
I'd like you to reconsider your options here Mr. wykah


wykah:
Issue #2.
1. No journalist is going to be in here longer than he needs to be, so going for the one with the shortest sentence, Daniel Johnson.
2. Move him into a more secure location where no harm will come to him and he'll have nothing to report on because he'll have no interaction with anyone else. Into solitary he goes!


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY:
Aye, Ye'r sportin' th' tartan noo Mr wykah

PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH:
Solitary is a punishment for breach of rules
I'd like you to reconsider your options here Mr. wykah


wykah:
Issue #3.
Looks like an invitation to put someone into the slammer. Insubordination will not be tolerated.


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY:
Aye, Ye'r sportin' th' tartan noo Mr wykah

PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH:
They did indeed go too far Mr. wykah. Well done


wykah:
Issue #4.
I'll happily post the letter on the way home. If you show respect towards authority in my prison you'll get it back. A lesson more of the inmates need to learn.


PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH:
Ahem Rule #34 states "a prisoner shall not be permitted to communicate with any outside person, or that person with him, without the leave of the Secretary of State"
I'd like you to reconsider your options here Mr. wykah

SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY:
Awa' an bile yer heid Mr. wykah!
A'body violating th' rules mist be punished!


wykah:
Issue #5.
Does Mackay need to go into the slammer for sharing something vulgar? Wink Who watches the Watchmen?


PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH:
Haha! As they say in latin: "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" eh Mr. wykah

SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY:
Shut yer pumping geggy Mr. wykah!


wykah:
Issue #6.
I'm duty bound to demand to see the contents of the sack but I will do that once the exchange is complete and I get an idea of what was being shipped.


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY:
Yer bum's oot the windae Mr. wykah! A'body violating th' rules mist be punished!

PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH:
Ahem Rule #70 clearly states " No person shall, without authority, convey into or throw into or deposit in a prison, or convey or throw out of a prison, or convey to a prisoner, or deposit in any place with intent that it shall come into the possession of a prisoner, any money, clothing, food, drink, tobacco, letter, paper, book, tool, controlled drug, firearm, explosive, weapon or other article whatever"
I'd like you to reconsider your options here Mr. wykah


wykah:
Issue #7.
Rules are rules and I'm not prepared to break them for a reprobate like this. Had he referred to me as "Sir" I might have been more tolerant. But as his need for the book seems more important than the respect to the authority here, he can wait.


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY:
Aye, Ye'r sportin' th' tartan noo Mr wykah

PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH:
You explained about the time constraints Mr. wykah. Well done



SENIOR PRISON OFFICER ZEBRA
You will be marked today by:

SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY

and


PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH


Latex Zebra
Issue #1.
His need to moan. The soft cunt. No, dude has to eat. No food, no strength, no work.
Give him a job in the kitchen or as a food server. He can have a nibble throughout the day without fucking moaning then. He can also gob in the food of anyone he doesn't like.


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY:
Yer bum's oot the windae Mr. Zeebra! A'body violating th' rules mist be punished!

PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH:
Ahem Rule #24 clearly states "no prisoner shall be allowed...to have any food other than that ordinarily provided." Perhaps an official sandwich while he is Court? And you do know that handling food is a job reserved for the most trusted of prisoners.
I'd like you to reconsider your options here Mr. Zebra


Latex Zebra:
Issue #2.

Daniel Johnson is the only one that looks like he can spell. Have him share a cell with one of the trustees and give him a really cushy job, maybe in the kitchen so matey from question one who can talk about how nice we are to people with problems.

SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY:
Aye, Ye'r sportin' th' tartan noo Mr Zeebra

PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH:
The B.B.C. did indeed go too far Mr. Zebra. Well done


Latex Zebra:
Issue #3.
"Fuck You Mackay"... Heads will fucking roll for this. Lockdown the entire block until they own up. The Soli for a month.


SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY:
Aye, Ye'r sportin' th' tartan noo Mr Zeebra

PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH:
They did indeed go too far Mr. Zebra. Well done


Latex Zebra:
Issue #4.
I'm happy to post the letter on the way home but I am going to have to read it first and I will also be running it through several web decryption programs to see if there is a hidden code. I didn't get where I am today by standing still.

PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH:
Ahem Rule #34 states "a prisoner shall not be permitted to communicate with any outside person, or that person with him, without the leave of the Secretary of State"
I'd like you to reconsider your options here Mr. Zebra
SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY:
Awa' an bile yer heid Mr. Zeebra!
A'body violating th' rules mist be punished!


Latex Zebra:
Issue #5.
Given this has been removed I'm guessing it was nothing nice so I shouldn't be doing it and wont.

SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY:
Thare is a training coorse aboot workin' wi' th' lassies in jyle Mr. Zeebra. Gey astute
PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH:
As they say in latin "Actori incumbit onus probatio" Mr. Zebra!


Latex Zebra:
Issue #6.
I will wait and see what is in the sack. Don't want any of this "It's a plant nonsense"
Catch the fucking scallies red handed.

SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY:
Yer bum's oot the windae Mr. Zeebra! A'body violating th' rules mist be punished!
PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH:
Ahem Rule #70 clearly states " No person shall, without authority, convey into or throw into or deposit in a prison, or convey or throw out of a prison, or convey to a prisoner, or deposit in any place with intent that it shall come into the possession of a prisoner, any money, clothing, food, drink, tobacco, letter, paper, book, tool, controlled drug, firearm, explosive, weapon or other article whatever"
I'd like you to reconsider your options here Mr. Zebra


Latex Zebra:
Issue #7.
No chance. Door shut, get it in the morning. I'd probably go and ask for said book to check in their is contranband in it.

SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY:
Aye, Ye'r sportin' th' tartan noo Mr Zeebra. Crakin' initiative aboot checking th' book yersel'. Gey astute

PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH:
You explained about the time constraints Mr. Zebra. Well done




Remember: The criminals and the crimes detailed here are very real.
But this?

It's just for fun Wink



KING CON



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In this the FINAL EPISODE of:



KING CON


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PRISON OFFICER GEORGE BARROWCLOUGH:
Let's explore those feelings and work through them



SENIOR PRISON OFFICER FULTON MACKAY:
Shut yer pumping geggy!


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