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Criminal Anthropology Simulation Master Class
The people named and their crimes as detailed in this thread are real. They have all been found guilty in court. On occasions jurors have deliberated over the evidence. In each case, a judge has decided their crimes are so serious that only a custodial sentence will suffice. The scenario covered in this thread may be offensive or disturbing to some readers. It is a work of fiction and for educational purposes only. No identification with places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. No person or entity associated with this thread received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement, in connection with the depiction of tobacco products. No animals were harmed in the making of this thread.
Well let's play:
Have you got what it takes to rise like the scum you are to the top of the rancid pool that is H.M.P. Hafa Towers?
In previous episodes...
...You blagged your way onto the Vulnerable Prisoners Unit and shanked one of those pedo's right the fuck up. You then framed one of the prison aresholes for the stabbing. You recruited some cronies to enforce your will and cover your back. You coerced a screw into bringing you gear into prison.
You're starting to look like a man who can do whatever he fucking likes.
After all this work you need some R&R. Who are you going to bang into the middle of next week?
Well, let's see WHO the top dogs did in:
THEY WERE CRAVING A BAD GIRL, SO LATEX ZEBRA, COOPS AND VOODOOBASS CHOSE THE BELLE OF THE BALL AND HAD THEIR WICKED WAY WITH:
COKE DEALER - CAUGHT WITH 0.5 KILO
SHE LOVES THE SNIFF AND LOVES A BAD BOY
THE WHOLE PRISON RATES HER - AS ONE SMOKING HOT BABE
ARSONIST, BURNT HER FLAT DOWN WHILE SHE WAS INSIDE IT [FUCK KNOWS WHY]
HOT BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY
FAIR PLAY SHE IS FUCKING RADIO RENTAL CHICKEN ORIENTAL
SHOWING YET AGAIN HOW THE TOP DOG DOES IT, PIEMAN GAVE THIS WHINING BITCH SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO MOAN ABOUT:
ONE COLD HEARTED COW
DROVE HER LAST BOYFRIEND TO SUICIDE BY BANGING ON AND ON AT HIM UNTIL HE COULD TAKE NO MORE
SHOWED NO REMORSE, SAID SHE WOULD "DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN, NOW I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR IT"
VOODOOBASS SHOWING HIS INCLUSIVENESS, MADE ZERO ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT GENDER AND ALSO ENJOYED HIMSELF WITH:
£216,000.00 LEACHED FROM HER EMPLOYERS SPENT ON YOUNG MEN, MAKE UP, HOLIDAYS, CARS, HAIR DO'S AND JEWELS
HIGH MAINTENANCE MARDY COW
HAS MAN HANDS
VOODOOBASS MADE EYES AT HER THEN WENT COLD ON:
COMPLETELY CRAZY, POISONED HER DAD
GAVE NO REASON FOR DOING IT EITHER
SHE RANG THE EMERGENCY BUZZER WHILST VOODOOBASS WAS SQUIRING ANOTHER INMATE OR TWO.
POSSIBLY SAVED HIS MANHOOD!
VOODOOBASS FINALLY BANGED ON THE CELL DOOR OF:
JAILED BECAUSE SHE CUT OFF BOYFRIENDS PENIS AND TESTICLES WITH A GARDEN SHEARS
A TRULY DANGEROUS BITCH
HE SAID SHE CUT OFF 95% ie 6 INCHES OF HIS KNOB AND ALL HIS TESTES
SHE SAID IT WASN'T THAT BIG AND SHE ONLY CUT OFF 45% ie 2 INCHES OF HIS PEENOR BUT AGREED SHE REMOVED ALL OF HIS SCROTUM ALONG WITH THE CONTENTS AND FRIED THEM UP WITH SOME BACON FOR BREAKFAST
WYKAH CRAVING A LITTLE DANGER IN HIS LIFE ELECTED FOR:
ONE SUNNY AFTERNOON, HER AND THE NEIGHBOURS WERE HAVING A BBQ AND SHE JUST WENT POSTAL ON THE LADY FROM #32 WITH AN IRON BAR, CAUSING LIFE CHANGING INJURIES
NO REASON GIVEN, CLAIMS SHE RECALLS NOTHING OF IT
EVERYONE AGREES SHE IS A NICE GIRL, WOULDN'T HURT A FLY - EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME WITH THE IRON BAR
SHE LOOKS HOT BUT A WISE MAN WOULDN'T GO TO SLEEP NEXT TO HER
Remember: The criminals and the crimes detailed here are very real but this?
It's just for fun
Please click HERE to see how their choices have influenced the respect our would be KING CON's now enjoy, find out who is the current TOP DOG and who is the KING CHARLES SPANIEL yapping at their heels.
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