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Saw this yesterday. The guy clearly has too much time on his hands and too much self obsession. How about concentrating on running your fucking country instead?

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Saw this yesterday. The guy clearly has too much time on his hands and too much self obsession. How about concentrating on running your f*****g country instead?



Think how much MORE damage he'd do if he tried. Nervous

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NHS cuts are becoming a pain in the ass.


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There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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Someone's Been Pooing in the Coke Cans


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There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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Good, maybe it will turn off folk drinking that sugar water shite.



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Good, maybe it will turn off folk drinking that sugar water shite.



Indeed. You prefer it when the sugar has turned into alcohol.


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There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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Indeed. You prefer it when the sugar has turned into alcohol.



I think many prefer their sugar that way.

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Laughs out loud

Its a spoof law, but only fair considering how the US has legislated against women.

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Texas anti-masturbation bill moves closer to becoming law
Under the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texan men would be fined $100 for every 'unregulated masturbatory emission' - although they may be reassured to learn this is a satirical bill highlighting how women have been targeted by anti-abortion laws.




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