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ceekay wrote on 30-09-2016 10:15 AM

Did they work?



After enough vodka, they probably wouldnt care.

There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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Elf porn. Scratches Chin

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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Quin. wrote on 20-12-2016 02:50 PM

Elf porn. Scratches Chin



I dunno bout Santa's sweatshop elves. Scratches Chin

Considering they're supposed to be locked in sweatshops making toys all year, they probably look like Gollum.

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I dunno bout Santa's sweatshop elves. Scratches Chin

Considering they're supposed to be locked in sweatshops making toys all year, they probably look like Gollum.



I'm totally on a LOTR bent here.

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I'm totally on a LOTR bent here.



Oh yeah.

I wonder if they're into ear nibbling... just the tip, maybe?

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Are vulcans just space elves?

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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Are vulcans just space elves?



Its only logical.

Klingons = space orcs?

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