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pieman wrote on 01-09-2016 04:41 PM

To stop them melting? He hasn't really thought this through very well. I'd hate my life to be so dull that this was the kind of thing I was reduced to idly wondering, but to then press on and actually do it takes a special kind of fool.



I guess you haven't considered whether or not they would just crumble under the pressure when he tried to push them up then?




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Quin. wrote on 01-09-2016 04:11 PM

i stand corrected.

"A standard wotsit pack is 40g. Having counted them, there are around 48 per pack. Hula Hoops are 34g so there could be 56 Hula Hoops in a wotsit packet."



I eat at least one packet of wotsits per week Wink



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ceekay wrote on 01-09-2016 04:44 PM

I guess you haven't considered whether or not they would just crumble under the pressure when he tried to push them up then?




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I hadn't, maybe he just has a rather slack ringpiece, or a lot of skill. Or an assistant.

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I hadn't, maybe he just has a rather slack ringpiece, or a lot of skill. Or an assistant.



he could have crushed them and blown them up a hosepipe

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is that wink salacious?



It is now. Razz

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Quin. wrote on 01-09-2016 05:05 PM

he could have crushed them and blown them up a hosepipe



He could, but if he can fit a hosepipe up his whitney then he shouldn't have much trouble popping a Wotsit or two up there, so why bother? I think/hope there's more to this story than meets the eye, as it were.

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When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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There was a man in front of me in the queue in tesco's buying condoms.
When the cashier asked if he needed a bag, he said "No, she isn't that ugly"

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