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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> Amusing headlines. Author Pages (34):  « Prev ... «  22  23  24  25  [26]  27  28  29  30  » ... Next »    5709 Registered: Jul 2003 Posts: 37051 - Threads: 2580 Location: 2016 Winner Meltdown Winner Redeeming You had one job. Click here to view original image Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 15-11-2017 07:17 AM Staggo Godspeed Rebels Registered: Oct 2004 Posts: 13363 - Threads: 46 Location: London "Greggs apologises after replacing baby Jesus with sausage roll in advent calendar promotion" Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 16-11-2017 09:31 AM Fi Red Squirrel Ninja Cat - 6th Dan Registered: May 2002 Posts: 48953 - Threads: 1388 Location: Lurking in a dark corner of the interweb 2016 Honourable Mention Member Joint Winner Intellectual Quote: 5709 wrote on 15-11-2017 07:17 AM You had one job. Click here to view original image it was a ceramic statue of a squirrel. Robochick. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 16-11-2017 12:34 PM Staggo Godspeed Rebels Registered: Oct 2004 Posts: 13363 - Threads: 46 Location: London Quote: Fi wrote on 16-11-2017 12:34 PM it was a ceramic statue of a squirrel. Thank fuck it wasn't one o' them Brixton Crack Squirrels. Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 16-11-2017 14:20 PM danj there is no spoon Registered: Mar 2005 Posts: 18374 - Threads: 785 Location: Omnipresent [Edited by danj on 16-11-2017 15:04 PM] Quote: Staggo wrote on 16-11-2017 02:20 PM Quote: Fi wrote on 16-11-2017 12:34 PM it was a ceramic statue of a squirrel. Thank f**k it wasn't one o' them Brixton Crack Squirrels. We used to have them in our garden in Brixton. Crazy f****rs they were. Not as bad as the Bethnal Green crack squirrels mind you. (¬_/) (='.'=) (")_(") HF2 - coming soon! Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 16-11-2017 15:04 PM Matt V2.0 Registered: Apr 2002 Posts: 17705 - Threads: 843 Location: Surrey 2016 Honourable Mention Party Animal Driver in Falmouth reverse parks on top of another car Quote: A driver reverse parked in such a way their car ended up on top of the one that was parked behind them. The unnamed person, thought to be a student, performed the parking blunder in Falmouth, Cornwall, at around 23:20 GMT on Saturday night. Devon and Cornwall Police said they were "informed a Mercedes had reversed into a stationary Saab, resulting in it ending up on top of the car". Nobody was injured and the vehicle was removed from the residential street. Click here to view original image Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 21-11-2017 17:55 PM Private1 Registered: Aug 2002 Posts: 40940 - Threads: 1198 Location: London [Edited by Private1 on 23-11-2017 10:07 AM] Click here to view original image Is it just me, or does this BBC headline sound racist? http://edition.cnn.com/2017/11/15/world/vantablack-blackest-black-material/index.html According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 23-11-2017 10:06 AM Staggo Godspeed Rebels Registered: Oct 2004 Posts: 13363 - Threads: 46 Location: London Quote: Private1 wrote on 23-11-2017 10:06 AM Click here to view original image Is it just me, or does this BBC headline sound racist? http://edition.cnn.com/2017/11/15/world/vantablack-blackest-black-material/index.html I think you'd have to massively take that out of context to be offended by it (cue swathes of people who are suddenly outraged by it). Also, is that spoofed? That's not the Beeb's usual font!?!? Very interesting article though. Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 23-11-2017 10:32 AM All times are GMT. The time now is 14:50:25         Pages (34):  « Prev ... «  22  23  24  25  [26]  27  28  29  30  » ... Next »    Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Search Home -------------------- -- Recent messages -- Welcome to HarderFaster -- Lighthearted Banter -- Serious Discussions -- Upcoming Events and Adverts -- How good a night was THAT ? -- HarderFaster Lifestyle -- Mad Hatter's Corner -- General Mayhem -- HarderFaster Active -- The Asylum -- Mixes and Feedback -- Tunes and Tracks -- DJing -- Production Studio -- Production Feedback -- Photos and Photography -- Community Notices -- F.A.O. -- Classic Threads -- HarderFaster: announcements, suggestions and feedback -- Area 51 Forum Rules: You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts You may delete your posts HTML code is OFF BB Code is ON Smilies are ON

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