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"Greggs apologises after replacing baby Jesus with sausage roll in advent calendar promotion"

Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.

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it was a ceramic statue of a squirrel.

Robochick.

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it was a ceramic statue of a squirrel.



Thank fuck it wasn't one o' them Brixton Crack Squirrels.

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[Edited by danj on 16-11-2017 15:04 PM]

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Fi wrote on 16-11-2017 12:34 PM

it was a ceramic statue of a squirrel.



Thank f**k it wasn't one o' them Brixton Crack Squirrels.



We used to have them in our garden in Brixton.

Crazy f****rs they were.

Not as bad as the Bethnal Green crack squirrels mind you.

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Driver in Falmouth reverse parks on top of another car

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A driver reverse parked in such a way their car ended up on top of the one that was parked behind them.

The unnamed person, thought to be a student, performed the parking blunder in Falmouth, Cornwall, at around 23:20 GMT on Saturday night.

Devon and Cornwall Police said they were "informed a Mercedes had reversed into a stationary Saab, resulting in it ending up on top of the car".

Nobody was injured and the vehicle was removed from the residential street.




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Is it just me, or does this BBC headline sound racist?


http://edition.cnn.com/2017/11/15/world/vantablack-blackest-black-material/index.html


According to physics, nothing ever quite touches. When you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you're touching... so no, officer, technically I'm not jacking off right now

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Is it just me, or does this BBC headline sound racist?


http://edition.cnn.com/2017/11/15/world/vantablack-blackest-black-material/index.html



I think you'd have to massively take that out of context to be offended by it (cue swathes of people who are suddenly outraged by it).
Also, is that spoofed? That's not the Beeb's usual font!?!?

Very interesting article though.

Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.

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Staggo wrote on 23-11-2017 10:32 AM

I think you'd have to massively take that out of context to be offended by it (cue swathes of people who are suddenly outraged by it).
Also, is that spoofed? That's not the Beeb's usual font!?!?

Very interesting article though.



You're right. As it says in the link. its from CNN. Blush

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You're right. As it says in the link. its from CNN. Blush



Sorry, I wasn't trying to be a pedant!

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