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Slink.
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Staggo wrote on 08-01-2013 01:53 PM

And nobody wants to have to sit in an uncomfy plane seat for 24 hours post-bumrape.



Glued to the seat?

And she tells me they're selling up their maisonettes
Left the Hotpoints to rust in the kitchenettes
And they're saving their labour for insane reading.

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Staggo
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Slink. wrote on 08-01-2013 01:54 PM

Glued to the seat?



Ooh, you evil sod you.
In fact, you've just inspired me. If I ever get sent to prison then I may request being glued to a chair first.

Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.

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Hanky
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Latex Zebra wrote on 08-01-2013 01:11 PM

So he's flouncing then.

Fucking hell, everyone wants my trophy.



Nobody can flounce like you LZ.
That flounce was SSSOOO good I'll be voting for it again in this years awards.



Cue dummy spitting and toys leaving the pram from Mr L Zebra.

Life is far too important to be taken seriously

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Hanky
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Staggo wrote on 08-01-2013 01:55 PM

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Slink. wrote on 08-01-2013 01:54 PM

Glued to the seat?



Ooh, you evil sod you.
In fact, you've just inspired me. If I ever get sent to prison then I may request being glued to a chair first.



The poo would build up pressure and fire you out of your chair like some kind of gravy rocket.

Life is far too important to be taken seriously

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Staggo
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Slink. wrote on 08-01-2013 01:53 PM

Uh uh, you're getting my flounce vote alongside best festival Smile



I don't believe I've ever flounced (I'd accept proof to the contrary, and if it was good then give me LZ's crown).

Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.

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Staggo
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Hanky wrote on 08-01-2013 01:59 PM

The poo would build up pressure and fire you out of your chair like some kind of gravy rocket.



LOL!

Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.

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Slink.
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Staggo wrote on 08-01-2013 02:01 PM

I don't believe I've ever flounced (I'd accept proof to the contrary, and if it was good then give me LZ's crown).



Never stopped LZ getting his crown now, did it? Razz

And she tells me they're selling up their maisonettes
Left the Hotpoints to rust in the kitchenettes
And they're saving their labour for insane reading.

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Latex Zebra
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Hanky wrote on 08-01-2013 01:57 PM

Cue dummy spitting and toys leaving the pram from Mr L Zebra.



I've already written this years acceptance speech.

IT'S JUST FUCKING SHAME MY IP ADDRESS WILL BE BLOCKED AND MY ID WILL HAVE BEEN DELETED SO NONE OF YOU WORTHLESS CUNTS WILL EVER READ IT.


I think it is fair to say that everyone on the Internet is annoying.

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Latex Zebra wrote on 08-01-2013 02:15 PM

I've already written this years acceptance speech.

IT'S JUST F*****G SHAME MY IP ADDRESS WILL BE DELETED AND MY ID WILL HAVE BEEN BLOCKED SO NONE OF YOU WORTHLESS C**TS WILL EVER READ IT.



ftfy

And she tells me they're selling up their maisonettes
Left the Hotpoints to rust in the kitchenettes
And they're saving their labour for insane reading.

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Latex Zebra
Yeah, something is probably happening somewhere.

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Slink. wrote on 08-01-2013 02:19 PM

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Latex Zebra wrote on 08-01-2013 02:15 PM

I've already written this years acceptance speech.

IT'S JUST F*****G SHAME MY IP ADDRESS WILL BE DELETED AND MY ID WILL HAVE BEEN BLOCKED SO NONE OF YOU WORTHLESS C**TS WILL EVER READ IT.



ftfy



You did? What with stars and you couldn't fix the basic grammatical error.


I think it is fair to say that everyone on the Internet is annoying.

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