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Quin.
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Latex Zebra wrote on 08-01-2013 01:19 PM

Gets stabbed whilst bumming a Customs Official and getting jailed briefly before they deport him.



Goes to stab customs official, cocks it up and stabs self gets arrested and thrown in gaol, gets bummed then deported.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those that could not hear the music -Nietzsche

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Donnie-B wrote on 08-01-2013 12:43 PM

Wouldn't it be ironic that in his desperation to escape wales he ended up coming to a grisley end in one of australias mines.



TBF, Sydney's not particularly rife with mines.

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Quin. wrote on 08-01-2013 01:22 PM

Goes to stab customs official, c**ks it up and stabs self gets arrested and thrown in gaol, gets bummed then deported.



Now that is a sticky end Disturbed

And she tells me they're selling up their maisonettes
Left the Hotpoints to rust in the kitchenettes
And they're saving their labour for insane reading.

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Staggo
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Latex Zebra wrote on 08-01-2013 01:11 PM

So he's flouncing then.

Fucking hell, everyone wants my trophy.



Nobody can flounce like you LZ.
That flounce was SSSOOO good I'll be voting for it again in this years awards.

Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.

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Staggo
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Slink. wrote on 08-01-2013 01:45 PM

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Quin. wrote on 08-01-2013 01:22 PM

Goes to stab customs official, c**ks it up and stabs self gets arrested and thrown in gaol, gets bummed then deported.



Now that is a sticky end Disturbed



And nobody wants to have to sit in an uncomfy plane seat for 24 hours post-bumrape.

Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.

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Staggo wrote on 08-01-2013 01:51 PM

Nobody can flounce like you LZ.
That flounce was SSSOOO good I'll be voting for it again in this years awards.



Uh uh, you're getting my flounce vote alongside best festival Smile

And she tells me they're selling up their maisonettes
Left the Hotpoints to rust in the kitchenettes
And they're saving their labour for insane reading.

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Staggo wrote on 08-01-2013 01:53 PM

And nobody wants to have to sit in an uncomfy plane seat for 24 hours post-bumrape.



Glued to the seat?

And she tells me they're selling up their maisonettes
Left the Hotpoints to rust in the kitchenettes
And they're saving their labour for insane reading.

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Staggo
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Slink. wrote on 08-01-2013 01:54 PM

Glued to the seat?



Ooh, you evil sod you.
In fact, you've just inspired me. If I ever get sent to prison then I may request being glued to a chair first.

Suffering from a small case of mood poisoning, must be something I hate.

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