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Latex Zebra

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Tiny Tempah has now overtaken Will-I-Am, Flo-Rida and Pitbull as the person who has come up with the shittest raps ever.

I think it is fair to say that everyone on the Internet is annoying.

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Still, nobody can come close to the lyrical genius of Des'ree:
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I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast


Awesome.

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C-rap?

Come on it, get on it, I'm carving thru a letterbomb
I need it, loud potions. These drugs are just an hour away
Come on it, electronic
A polyphonic prostitute, the motors, on fire. Messiah for the animals

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Quote:
Pacman wrote on 10-07-2012 12:52 PM

Still, nobody can come close to the lyrical genius of Des'ree:
Quote:

I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast


Awesome.



Yup, that is awesome

Come on it, get on it, I'm carving thru a letterbomb
I need it, loud potions. These drugs are just an hour away
Come on it, electronic
A polyphonic prostitute, the motors, on fire. Messiah for the animals

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Pacman wrote on 10-07-2012 12:52 PM

Still, nobody can come close to the lyrical genius of Des'ree:
Quote:

I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast


Awesome.



Laughs out loud fucking terrible!!

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Pacman wrote on 10-07-2012 12:52 PM

Still, nobody can come close to the lyrical genius of Des'ree:
Quote:

I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast


Awesome.



I wrote a song for a mates band when I was about 15. It was quite sloppy and lovey but it has always been rememberd by them and me for the final line.

I tried to say I'm sorry but you jumped in front of a lorry.


Why I am not working for SyCo I will never know.

I think it is fair to say that everyone on the Internet is annoying.

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Shaf De Bass
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Latex Zebra wrote on 10-07-2012 12:44 PM

Tiny Tempah has now overtaken Will-I-Am, Flo-Rida and Pitbull as the person who has come up with the shittest raps ever.



none of them come close to Scooter's genius

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This is a journey into the past, the present, and the future
Now close your eyes and join the trip
It's 6am in the morning, and we find ourselves somewhere in England

...

So I wanna check the microphone, I wanna check the microphone
I wanna check, I wanna check
The bird, the tree, the cow, the sea,
The Rick, the Ferris and MC H.P. !




LOL



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Shaf De Bass wrote on 10-07-2012 01:06 PM

Quote:
Latex Zebra wrote on 10-07-2012 12:44 PM

Tiny Tempah has now overtaken Will-I-Am, Flo-Rida and Pitbull as the person who has come up with the shittest raps ever.



none of them come close to Scooter's genius

Quote:


This is a journey into the past, the present, and the future
Now close your eyes and join the trip
It's 6am in the morning, and we find ourselves somewhere in England

...

So I wanna check the microphone, I wanna check the microphone
I wanna check, I wanna check
The bird, the tree, the cow, the sea,
The Rick, the Ferris and MC H.P. !




LOL





Scooter don't count. English isn't their first language. Wink

I think it is fair to say that everyone on the Internet is annoying.

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Scooter don't count. English isn't their first language. Wink



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"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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Scooter don't count. English isn't their first language. Wink



30 million records sold. Not bad going.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18233287

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