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Latex Zebra wrote on 25-06-2012 03:25 PM
Justin Beiber is hardly turning children into the anti christ. I have no problem with him.
Chuggers are fucking annoying. I always give some really bad bullshit that makes them feel bad for asking me for money. Like I have a relative dying and we're saving for an operation. That soon shuts them up.
Registered: Feb 2010 Posts: 23103 - Threads: 804 Location: In a wide open space
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Pacman wrote on 26-06-2012 01:19 AM
People who walk too slowly, but somehow manage to stop you from getting past them.
Very much so.
Also, people walking and texting in the middle of the pavement/road and standing in doorways to shops/public places sending texts. There was almost a case of natural selection yesterday when some vacuous bint walked into the road while still texting and not looking up. I was a little bit sad that the driver had spotted it, and highly amused that he hit his horn really hard - she leapt about a foot into the air.
Also people who are that desperate for a cigarette that they light it in the doorway of public places. Seriously, 3 seconds to get out of the door won't kill you.
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Registered: Oct 2009 Posts: 3047 - Threads: 26 Location: melbourne
people who write or say 'dafuq' in any context watsoever this seems to be a recent thing lots of people i know do it it is bad enough if it is written but when people say it i want to gouge their fucking eyes out its ike saying WTFLMFAO!!1eleven if i tell a joke it is the mark of a savage
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Coops wrote on 26-06-2012 10:01 AM
I used to think that when I was promoting clubbing events, now I realise that they are just stupid.
I had an animated flyer once, I was so impressed I told the guy handing them out that it was the best flyer I ever saw.
Man, those days were good.
Come on it, get on it, I'm carving thru a letterbomb
I need it, loud potions. These drugs are just an hour away
Come on it, electronic
A polyphonic prostitute, the motors, on fire. Messiah for the animals
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[Edited by Slink. on 26-06-2012 14:06 PM]
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Coops wrote on 26-06-2012 01:47 PM
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Slink. wrote on 26-06-2012 01:04 PM
I had an animated flyer once, I was so impressed I told the guy handing them out that it was the best flyer I ever saw.
Man, those days were good.
Was it really animated or were you just spangled?
Tripped out on a pillow of winds
In reality it was paper with block arrows in the middle. The arrows were moving around the page and I was transfixed.
Come on it, get on it, I'm carving thru a letterbomb
I need it, loud potions. These drugs are just an hour away
Come on it, electronic
A polyphonic prostitute, the motors, on fire. Messiah for the animals
ceekay wrote on 26-06-2012 10:05 AM There was almost a case of natural selection yesterday when some vacuous bint walked into the road while still texting and not looking up. I was a little bit sad that the driver had spotted it, and highly amused that he hit his horn really hard - she leapt about a foot into the air.
FFFFFUUUU nothing worse than that. As a driver I have learned very very quickly to look out for stupid girls (and it is almost ALWAYS girls, many of whom are too pretty to run over) walking along with music blasting in their earphones and eyes glued to the screen of their iMong as they text vacuous garbage to their airhead mates, stepping straight out into the road without so much as a quick sideways glance. Natural selection would indeed be handy for a cull here (except the pretty ones) although you know that as a motorist if you run some youth (especially a hot one) over you will basically get the book thrown at you, irrespective of the blame lying squarely at their own feet.
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voodoobass wrote on 26-06-2012 02:07 PM
FFFFFUUUU nothing worse than that. As a driver I have learned very very quickly to look out for stupid girls (and it is almost ALWAYS girls, many of whom are too pretty to run over) walking along with music blasting in their earphones and eyes glued to the screen of their iMong as they text vacuous garbage to their airhead mates, stepping straight out into the road without so much as a quick sideways glance. Natural selection would indeed be handy for a cull here (except the pretty ones) although you know that as a motorist if you run some youth (especially a hot one) over you will basically get the book thrown at you, irrespective of the blame lying squarely at their own feet.
Kat would have you believe it is mainly men who do this.
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