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Slink.
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josie wrote on 25-04-2012 10:44 AM

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Stakker wrote on 25-04-2012 10:39 AM

Has someone hacked your account, Josie?



yep. c**t



How do we know this is not the hacker we are talking to here?

Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
Your tongue's like poison
So swollen it fills up my mouth

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Old Post25-04-2012 09:46 AM
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josie wrote on 24-04-2012 02:45 PM

not me!

this is nice though (I saw it again at the weekend and thought of Zem and Janie... I don't 'properly' know anyone who's pregnant!)

Prayer before Birth - Louis MacNeice

I am not yet born; O hear me.
Let not the bloodsucking bat or the rat or the stoat or the
club-footed ghoul come near me.

I am not yet born, console me.
I fear that the human race may with tall walls wall me,
with strong drugs dope me, with wise lies lure me,
on black racks rack me, in blood-baths roll me.

I am not yet born; provide me
With water to dandle me, grass to grow for me, trees to talk
to me, sky to sing to me, birds and a white light
in the back of my mind to guide me.

I am not yet born; forgive me
For the sins that in me the world shall commit, my words
when they speak me, my thoughts when they think me,
my treason engendered by traitors beyond me,
my life when they murder by means of my
hands, my death when they live me.

I am not yet born; rehearse me
In the parts I must play and the cues I must take when
old men lecture me, bureaucrats hector me, mountains
frown at me, lovers laugh at me, the white
waves call me to folly and the desert calls
me to doom and the beggar refuses
my gift and my children curse me.

I am not yet born; O hear me,
Let not the man who is beast or who thinks he is God
come near me.

I am not yet born; O fill me
With strength against those who would freeze my
humanity, would dragoon me into a lethal automaton,
would make me a cog in a machine, a thing with
one face, a thing, and against all those
who would dissipate my entirety, would
blow me like thistledown hither and
thither or hither and thither
like water held in the
hands would spill me.

Let them not make me a stone and let them not spill me.
Otherwise kill me.




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josie

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well done you. you have no interest in literature. il make a note in your file

nothing is exactly as it seems, nor is it otherwise

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josie wrote on 25-04-2012 11:05 AM

well done you. you have no interest in literature. il make a note in your file



Careful, he might make a note in your file about your disinterest in grammar.

"Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?"
"I'm not sure that man needs the help." (Calvin & Hobbes)

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Like that, has milage.

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Wok
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josie wrote on 25-04-2012 11:05 AM

well done you. you have no interest in literature. il make a note in your file



haha yuo just broke my dream from 2008
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i had a terrible long dream where i worked in the 'hardcopy' department of HF; a huge room with a big table in the middle, and everybodies posts were being printed out on about 50 seperate printers that were laid out all round the room.

the table had pots of glue with brushes, scissors, pen and pencils, all sorts of old school stationary items. i had to guillotine the printed out posts to size, as each one came on a4 sheet; and glue them into big scrap books - a huge book for each thread.

then at the end of the day, load the books into the basket of my butchers boy style bike, and head across town through wind and rain to the archives to file the books in page order.

people amending their posts was a real nightmare, as i would have to glue the amendment over the original post.




i never dreamed that everyone had files as well!

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haha yuo just broke my dream from 2008


i never dreamed that everyone had files as well!



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Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
Your tongue's like poison
So swollen it fills up my mouth

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Wok wrote on 25-04-2012 01:01 PM
i never dreamed that everyone had files as well!



Course they do, their profile, of curse!

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