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josie

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spencer wrote on 24-04-2012 11:30 AM

More like having to deal with jazz-dwarf Jamie Cullum's genitals gives her that haunted look.



charlie brooker on jamie cullum:

'Swear to God, if I have to see this gurning little maggot clicking into faux reverie mode ever again - rising from his seat to jazz-slap the top of his piano wearing a fake-groove expression on his puggish little face - if I have to witness that ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to rise up myself and kill absolutely everybody in the world. Starting with him and ending with me. Cullum should be sealed inside a barrel and kicked into the ocean'

nothing is exactly as it seems, nor is it otherwise

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KimBee
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More like having to deal with jazz-dwarf Jamie Cullum's genitals gives her that haunted look.



Laughs out loud Laughs out loud Laughs out loud !!!






"People say I'm loud- why should I hide?"- Tricky

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spencer wrote on 24-04-2012 11:30 AM

More like having to deal with jazz-dwarf Jamie Cullum's genitals gives her that haunted look.



Laughs out loud Laughs out loud Laughs out loud !!!








She said 'genitals'.

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Stakker wrote on 23-04-2012 02:10 AM

you don't find her attractrive?

Righto!

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I'm sure there is a pretty face behind those inflated lips.

I think it is fair to say that everyone on the Internet is annoying.

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I thought this was a music site. Everyone seems more preoccupied about what an artist looks like rather than what they sound like, MEOW! Wink

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Captain Ismail wrote on 24-04-2012 09:42 PM

I thought this was a music site. Everyone seems more preoccupied about what an artist looks like rather than what they sound like, MEOW! Wink



It's all about the humpability.

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So swollen it fills up my mouth

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Stakker wrote on 24-04-2012 03:32 PM

She said 'genitals'.



huhhuhhuhhuhhhhh//Beavis and Butthead

I laugh because Spencer speaks a truth. They are actually the proof that 'stranger things have happened': Sophie Dahl and Jamie Cullum! She looks like his babysitter.


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huhhuhhuhhuhhhhh//Beavis and Butthead

I laugh because Spencer speaks a truth. They are actually the proof that 'stranger things have happened': Sophie Dahl and Jamie Cullum! She looks like his babysitter.



These are all FACTS.

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